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I'm a child who likes cats and dogs.
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Opus is lagging Can't find author. Hhhheeeellllpppp.
School has started again. Where I live we now need to wear blazers. WWHHYYY!!!!.
There was a bank robber called Robin banks.
Because its a cookie, banana, a sneaky devil, a dog and a cat and it's semi skimmed at tesco every little helps.
Today I was stuck in doors because of the rain and I was sick so I sat inside doing nothing. That's it really..
A blonde and a brunet girl were walking and the brunet girl said look a dead bird and the blonde girl looked up in the sky and said were we're..
When I went on holiday the swimming water was salted but when I came back and started swimming again it was different I didn't feel the water and I breathed for a bit.
We all know lol means laugh out loud but my auntie thinks it means lots of love. This has created awkward moments. My auntie: my dad has just died lol all around. See that's awkward..
A balanced diet has different meanings. Some people think its eating healthy. I think it's having a cookie in each hand.
I can't see what I'm writing cause Opuss has crashed.
Comedians are funny. Even when they make sense..
When I was on holiday I said everything was based on bananas but when I went to the banana boats I thought they were based on hot dogs.
Xbox 360 or PS3 sweets or apples Play or read Approve or not approve But with my personality All my answers would be The ones on the left..
Why did the chicken cross the road. To see his flat mate.
Today I dropped off my little brother to a party at a church. There was a wedding on at the same time and the children's party had a clown that's not going to work.
Lots of dads say their not alcoholic. My dad says that . But he shows of when he goes to the pub..
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic Light. Don't look Im changing..
A man walked into a pub I am a man He saw a lady I am a man He asked the lady out I am a man He slept with her I am a man And the lady said I am a man..
If you find a top that fits and looks good on you. You should buy it.
How much wood would a wood chop chop if a wood chop could chop wood Answer: 15.
Put a cape on and you look like batman take it all of and you look like a fatman.
If a scarf fits. You should wear it..
Knock knock Who's there Interrupting cow Interrupting cow Moooooooooooo.
Why are football stadiums so cold Because theres a lot of fans.
Why are footballers never invited to dinner Because they are always dribbling.
What has a bottom at the top Your legs.