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whazza

I'm a child who likes cats and dogs.

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whazza
whazza
2012-10-22T18:19:13

Alphabet

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

4 0 26 words
whazza
whazza
2012-10-22T18:17:24

Numbers

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.

4 0 10 words
whazza
whazza
2012-10-22T18:16:08

I Can't Load My Opppuuuussseee

Opus is lagging Can't find author. Hhhheeeellllpppp.

6 0 7 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-16T08:02:36

Now

School has started again. Where I live we now need to wear blazers. WWHHYYY!!!!.

8 8 14 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-10T23:59:22

Robbers

There was a bank robber called Robin banks.

6 0 8 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-05T23:30:04

You Must Buy This

Because its a cookie, banana, a sneaky devil, a dog and a cat and it's semi skimmed at tesco every little helps.

8 3 22 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-05T22:24:30

The Second Day

Today I was stuck in doors because of the rain and I was sick so I sat inside doing nothing. That's it really..

2 0 23 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-05T10:27:40

Hair

A blonde and a brunet girl were walking and the brunet girl said look a dead bird and the blonde girl looked up in the sky and said were we're..

4 0 30 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-05T10:21:37

Gloriene

When I went on holiday the swimming water was salted but when I came back and started swimming again it was different I didn't feel the water and I breathed for a bit.

2 0 33 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-04T23:44:30

Lol

We all know lol means laugh out loud but my auntie thinks it means lots of love. This has created awkward moments. My auntie: my dad has just died lol all around. See that's awkward..

8 1 35 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-04T23:43:51

Balanced Diet

A balanced diet has different meanings. Some people think its eating healthy. I think it's having a cookie in each hand.

20 0 21 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-04T23:27:08

Opuss

I can't see what I'm writing cause Opuss has crashed.

4 1 10 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-04T23:23:53

Comedians

Comedians are funny. Even when they make sense..

6 0 8 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-04T23:22:15

Banana

When I was on holiday I said everything was based on bananas but when I went to the banana boats I thought they were based on hot dogs.

6 0 28 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-04T23:20:34

I Can't Decide

Xbox 360 or PS3 sweets or apples Play or read Approve or not approve But with my personality All my answers would be The ones on the left..

4 0 28 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-04T23:10:12

Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road. To see his flat mate.

10 2 12 words
whazza
whazza
2012-08-04T17:19:17

Today

Today I dropped off my little brother to a party at a church. There was a wedding on at the same time and the children's party had a clown that's not going to work.

8 0 58 words
whazza
whazza
2012-07-28T23:06:04

Dads

Lots of dads say their not alcoholic. My dad says that . But he shows of when he goes to the pub..

12 0 22 words
whazza
whazza
2012-07-28T23:04:18

Traffic Light

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic Light. Don't look Im changing..

18 0 15 words
whazza
whazza
2012-06-10T22:16:55

A Guy

A man walked into a pub I am a man He saw a lady I am a man He asked the lady out I am a man He slept with her I am a man And the lady said I am a man..

20 2 43 words
whazza
whazza
2012-06-10T22:09:07

Tops

If you find a top that fits and looks good on you. You should buy it.

6 1 16 words
whazza
whazza
2012-06-10T14:30:28

Wood Chop

How much wood would a wood chop chop if a wood chop could chop wood Answer: 15.

10 3 17 words
whazza
whazza
2012-06-10T14:28:44

Batman

Put a cape on and you look like batman take it all of and you look like a fatman.

2 0 19 words
whazza
whazza
2012-04-25T07:51:20

Scarfs

If a scarf fits. You should wear it..

4 0 8 words
whazza
whazza
2012-04-24T21:34:33

Knock Knock

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting cow Interrupting cow Moooooooooooo.

6 0 9 words
whazza
whazza
2012-04-22T12:42:16

Football

Why are football stadiums so cold Because theres a lot of fans.

16 0 12 words
whazza
whazza
2012-04-22T12:40:36

Footballers

Why are footballers never invited to dinner Because they are always dribbling.

6 0 12 words
whazza
whazza
2012-04-22T12:37:25

Top And Bottoms

What has a bottom at the top Your legs.

14 0 9 words