I Have An Owl
It's a laugh, It's a hoot, I can balance him, On my foot, And when he tries, To fly away, I feed him mice, And then he stays.
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willheee
Closet writer.... They didn't have any desks left, so I have to use a wardrobe on its side.
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Its hot, Its hot, And getting hotter, If the temperature rises, I'll melt like butter. My skin is red, I'm all a-flutter. I'll go for a swim, The water's much better..
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Why worry about deadlines. Theres only one time limit in life, and you never really know when thats coming anyway..
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Sometimes It All Floods Back
When I was 5 he was life With 3 children, 2 here, One there, And a wife. Struck by lightning where he sat. It shook the ground. Tears began to rain.
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Here's A Thought Exercise For You
When you think a thing, The thing you think is not, The thing you think you think, But only the thing you think you think you think. ~Anonymous.
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Holy Hot History Books
History is good, sooooo good. It's like snacking on nuggets of the past, just it's plentiful enough to keep you alive forever. There's just so much of it.
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Lose Attention!
Caught in the middle, Caught in the crossfire, The future is riddled, With what's to transpire, Though no choices to make, No power can be held, If you're waiting too long, Life's ice cream will melt.
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Growing Up
Feet find floor, Knees buckle; bent, Arms balance, Hands steady, Legs straighten, You've landed..
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Pages And Pages
A page to turn, A page to tear, A page to learn, A page to share, With words to read, And Words to teach, A pen to write, And mind to reach..
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The Sea I Saw Today
Cold wet water Wipes away Cleanses Cleans and Clears Cold wet water And it ought to Wash away our fears The fish don't know Nor do they care All the seas; their tears.
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I'm a closet nudist, I get undressed in the dark, And when my clothes are off, I like to have a lark.
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For You
Beach like your hair, Sky like your eyes, This is what happens, When a unicorn cries, It sheds a slight tear, But is not forlorn, This unicorn wept, The day you were born..
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Closet writer....
They didn't have any desks left, so I have to use a wardrobe on its side..
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To whoever commented on my last opuss before I deleted it because of the multiple post. Sorry I didn't read your comment.
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It's My Birthday!!
There comes a time, In all our lives, We decide to live, And leave behind, The teenage angst, That held us back. To push us up.
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Heard This, Made Me Laugh
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, And others just don't..
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Signing Off For A Few Days.
Don't miss me too much!.
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An infinite amount of Opussies type an infinite amount of opusses. We're bound to get the same thing opussed at the same time at one point, right.
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Plagiarism
You can copyright a story, A poem, Or the words to a song, But you can't copyright an idea, a thought, Or a universe. (c) me 2012 all rights reserved. Hence why there's so much Star Wars fan...
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The Hippie's View On Slobs
If you want to live in Babylon with your eyes closed to the world around you, be my guest.
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The Slob's View On Hippies
Don't get me wrong, I love hippies and everything, but they are a completely useless bunch of people. They don't farm meat, they don't contribute anything.
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Don't judge me. Leave it up to the jury....
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Everyone that makes hats is a hatter... Hatter's going to (make a) hat..
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ALL THINGS SHALL PASS AWAY. BY THEODORE TILTON.
ONCE in Persia ruled a king Who upon his signet ring ’Graved a motto true and wise, Which, when held before his eyes, Gave him counsel at a glance Fit for any change or chance.
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Like a puppy, One thing I need, Very much want, Every day is being Made a fuss of, Especially by you...
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If you can't see it, Do look a bit closer, I'm not going to point it Out for you, Try a bit harder....
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Sorry to say that, Unfortunately, at times, Brainwashing occurs.
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Every time, Anyone says you're, Too fat; Call them a name, Hit them in the face, Or in the ribs.
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Back To Alarm Clocks
To me, the direct translation of "alarm clock" from Spanish to English makes it sound like a "wakeruperer" Despertarse- the verb to wake ones self up Despertador - wakeruperer Also, a screw...
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Let's get something straight, Innovators tend to, Get up in the morning, Have an epiphany, Then see the....
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Washing My Mouth Out
Oh carp and ships, I've forgotten how to swear, It used to be so fluffing easy, And now I feel I care, Freaking bar-staffs, Load of hitches, With every word I cope.
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Washing The Dishes
You might think that its not knife, But forking hell you're wrong, Spoon you'll have to see, It's all just cuntlery.
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Pun Pun Pun Pun
This is my idea of pun, Though I know that it's not punny, Take two... To take Two words, And mix them into one. Anyone got any favourites?.
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Seen it, Thought it, Sold it, Bought it. But not in orange.. How oranginal..
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You're Too Warm
You're too warm, And far too comfy, Not a single part, Is hard or lumpy. It's light outside, But my blinds are shut, I quite like my bed, My only rut..
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Remember That Routine?
Apparently it doesn't work on a Saturday... I didn't realise they could take days off...
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Haiku-s Nothing
Moon in the night sky Water crashes into face Neither of them wait I'm going to need some feedback on this, as I have no idea what I'm doing. I figured 5-7-5, but other than that, I'm stuck....
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And While I'm Having A Rant...
Fuck you alarm clock, I hate you. Why can't you just let me have a lie in in the morning?!.
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Just Noticed...
How many 13 and 14 year olds have iCrap... And how mouthy they are on the Internet.
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Ever notice that u and I are next to each other on a keyboard?.
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@willheee
Same place you can find me on twitter. Not that I'm on there much since being here. In-fact, I've not even touched Facebook since being here... Or eaten... Or slept...
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iPod. Your fired. Someone invent opuss for web browsers!.
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Why was the atom in hysterics. Because part-tickles....
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This whole "following" thing has done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOOD FOR MY PARANOIA!. And it makes me feel like a stalker... Which is ok, cause I'm used to that feeling....
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It's A Fruit
Its a fruit, It has a name, It has a colour, They're all the same. Can you guess what it is. Answers in the comments!.
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As I Sit
I realise I've sat on opuss far too long and I have work to do otherwise I'll never get this business off the ground. Did I say sitting. I was lying....
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I Generally Avoid This Kind Of Thing
Buuut I figured I might as well say something about it seeing as everyone is.
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Inspire me, 'cause I want to be. Must write something. Freedom rules, Under the covers. Condemned to this, Keeping my eyes open. In a moment, Nighttime comes. Gameboy is out of Battery.
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Some people say cow tipping is meant to be fun. I find fly tipping a lot easier....
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What Do You Think
About the answers to questions you can't answer. Personally, I think they're rhet-orroble (/coat).
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I Am The Room I Am Sitting In
I'm done with duality, I'm siding with reality, All is one, One is two..
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Don't Criticise
RECOGNISE!.
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I Spied A Spider
A spider (let's call him Arac Obama), whilst tidying up a corner of his web after catching his dinner, heard some laughter close by.
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Inspired By @StoryTeller "the Frog"
Once there was a frog called Greg, He hid right up my trouser leg, I let one rip, He lost his grip, And now he smells of **** instead. I'm finding the frog inspiration ribbiting, so expect more!!.
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Ibuprofen
My best friend when I'm ill, Takes the form of a pill, (or sometimes a powder, that fizzes much louder)..
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I'm Not A Rapper (revised)
I'm a stray word trapper, Always looking round, For some adjectives It gets addictive.
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I've Found It!
My routine that is. I think I must have left it in a bar sometime last week...
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Quick Question...
You're in bed, Everything is dark, You're glazed in a fine layer of sweat all over. The rooms so warm you can't feel yourself breathing, it's as if you were at one with the room.
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Well, I Had No Idea Where I Was Going With This
My dribbled an drawled rhymes and verses, are intended to be a little puny, err punny. A little funny, like the author.
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MY CONTRIBUTION!!
Not one sentence Not one cent No one sent So One went One won tents Not some, What. What went home What nonsense !.
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I no paid, No iPad. I no care either..
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I'm Not A Rapper
I'm a stray word trapper,.
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Opuss
Like opium,. Fills the air,. Fills the lung,. Give me something to fill my time,. Read the words,. So sublime,. And all the people I may encounter,. And their words that I may bow ta,.
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Unless Otherwise Attributed
Ididdit Incase you were wondering.
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Opinions Are Like (1)
Belly buttons; Everyone's got one, but none of them hold much water. ~unknown.
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Opinions Are Like (2)
Arse holes; Everyone has one, And they all stink. Except for mine ~ unknown.
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Excuse My Spanish, But
Si no puedo decir algo bueno, no voy a decir nada..
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I'm Not Knocking It
Because I'm taking part. But I have just realised That really, this is just a massive ball of art faggotry.
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Spontaneityousness
Tonight I'm going to do something off the cuff, Completely different, Something I've never done before, (or at least don't remember having done for a long time), It's going to be crazy, Completely...
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You Y Yo
"Vamos a ver We're going to see" "See what. The sea?" "Yeah, you and me." "And when we're done?" "Enjoy the sun," "And when it's gone?" "Let's have some fun!" ";-)".
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In Memory
I don't really care if anyone remembers me when I'm dead, what could I possibly do about it if they didn't?.
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If today is yesterday tomorrow, and today is tomorrow yesterday, then today is today is today, so I might as well live it..
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Another Unknown Quote
If you worry, you're going to die. If you don't worry, you're going to die. So why worry?.
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Trust
Until someone gives you a reason not to. Unless you've already been warned....
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Not An Excuse To Get Drunk
To do something good, with no memory of having done it, is pure good..
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Some Things You Have To Say Out Loud..
If I had a wooden eye, I would have a wooden I, wouldn't I. And If he had a wooden knee, he would have a wooden knee, wouldn't he. Or If this was a wooden tit, it would be a wooden tit, wouldn't it?.
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"I Wonder"
I wondered to myself. "I wonder, if I had wondered towards her, would I have won her?".
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Did You Ever Think...
That maybe they want you to think its a conspiracy. :/.
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All The Problems In The World
Are in the mind.
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Gaffer Tape
Give me a roll, And give me a clue, What can't I use this sticky tape to do. It'll fix up my car, And mend my old shoe, What possibly is there This stuff won't re-glue. Hairy legs on the ladies.
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Words
My words speak for themselves,. Once they're written,. typed. recorded or. remembered. Forced segue counts for (). False friends count for (). Real friends on one hand. Everything adds up to (0).
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The Reason I Talk To Myself
Is that sometimes its the only way to guarantee intelligent conversation. ~ Unknown.
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Technology
Electronic Ecstasy Extracting Energy. Entirely Exiting. Excruciatingly Eating Everyone; Alive..
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"What Are You Running From?"
I once came across a man, perhaps in his late 20s, tatty clothing, ratty beard, solemn looking. I asked him what he was doing in this part of town. "I've been running for 15 days straight" he said.
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Intelligence
"You are so proud of your intelligence," said the master. "You are like a like a condemned man, proud of the vastness of his prison cell." ~ DeMello.
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These Little Critters Everywhere
I'm quite tired, I couldn't be tireder, But I know if I sleep, I'll be attacked by a spider. It'll crawl in my mouth, And start making its web, And when I wake up, Be in control of my head.
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Life
Whoever said life was short, didn't realise it would be the longest thing they ever did. ~ unknown.
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Electrizzzity
Hold onto the wires To kick start the fire, The current ebbs The current flows 120 you feel it 240 believe it Now look in the mirror... You have an Afro!!.
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Mystery Stain
Stain on my sleeve, When did you appear, Was I wiping up there, Or perhaps twas down here, You don't look like food, And nor do you smell, I shouldn't lick you, But ahh. What the hell?!!.
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