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wobbler111

I love giving really savage reviews if I can be bothered but when people post stuff like, ohhh every one will ding love in a river, it makes me want to eat my own face

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wobbler111
2012-06-12T21:55:09

TELL ME :O

I just realised ive brought loads of boomerangs and none of them bloody work but i still buy them, tell me if you have a working one.

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wobbler111
2012-04-27T15:10:54

soup

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster..

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wobbler111
2012-04-24T21:51:21

Dream

we could dream about anything, Scorpion boomerangs, magic onion bassoons or even an obese Yoda do dream away my pretties....

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wobbler111
2012-04-24T15:12:18

Roses...

roses are brown, violets are brow, why did I poo in my garden??.

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wobbler111
2012-04-23T21:33

when your a teenager...

eating,sleeping and breathing are just thing you do in between staring at girls.

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wobbler111
2012-04-22T13:02:42

Recipe for a Shepard's pie

1. To be honest it would save me and you a lot of time if you just went to Tesco..

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wobbler111
2012-04-21T19:16:55

The Golden Rule about chinos

rule 57:chinos- They are for volvos and pedophiles..

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wobbler111
2012-04-18T22:25:01

Avatar review

Avatar was supposed to be a revolutionary film but it was just a four hour long smurfs film.Filled with nothing of any interest compared to the hype.

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