1 May 2012
Humpty Dumpty had KFC I looked in the mirror And Humpty was me! I eat and I eat When my back's to the wall Watch cholesterol rise And the self esteem fall
Go Humpty Dumpty, Retreat to your shell With McDonalds and pizza And those Subways as well. You're cracking up, son But there's always the taco The Starbucks panini For when things get too whacko.
The real deal? The raw deal. The meal deal's awaiting - Humpty go large. How the waistband's inflating!
Humpty - you've not Seen your testes for years You can't see the henhouse For fat, rolling tears It's you Humpty Dumpty - Climb down from the wall Indulgent self-pity Will cause you to fall.
Humpty • Opuss № I