21 June 2012
I nicked a bus - let's climb aboard!
Escape the rain - fuck off abroad!
(there won't be any spontaneous singing
And Cliff Richard ain't one of the mates I'll be bringing)
From Ibiza, Algarve to the French Riviera
We'll Opuss in places where weather is fairer.
(the bus toilet's tiny, so everyone oughta
Avoid eating shellfish and drinking the water:-)
@seamonster 's driving for we're in his posse
We got @smellyfingers in case locals get bossy.
@stablish, @codspollocks have the map upside-down
While @weirdwolf 's wolf-whistling the lasses in town.
@RichWithey in charge of the on-board bar's beer
But get in there quick, 'fore he makes them disappear
@MrAlex is strummin', @leelee101 is drummin'
Unfortunately @danish 's dog is still hummin'
Up on the top deck at the front it gets gory
Coz @delilah is telling a story
Dark fairytales woven
make @nom feel quite sick
But no-one beats @Livingdeadgirl
Who's a vamp-tastic chick.
@glen is admiring @Fly10
Who's quite curvy
And @iPuss and @naaviie
Swap rhymes that are pervy.
@HeatherAnne's words are so beautiful
See poor @jamtots weep
While the others are sobbing
In a wet @bryanrobertheap
At the back @mort and @gazplend
Are with @waynedoz, the joker...
Who's trying to get @sjw
To play some strip poker.
Her right-hook's a corker!
Best call for the @Doctar,
As @CrownCottage giggles:
Well you shouldn't have shocked her!
Up on the rooftop stretched out, @redfae's
Drinking a cocktail and catchin some rays.
Behind her, nude as the day they were born,
It's @ckahn and @vikinghorn !
The @noonington sun reflects off the ocean
(And @poppyA 's vomit.. It's the swaying bus motion)
'Who sees the sea?' is the @curiouscat chorus
And we're pressed to the windows
To see sand before us!
Down by the luggage
Where the aisle is quite narrow
Looking for deck chairs is @indiasparrow
She's jostling quite roughly with @littlemissDHP
as she looking for her bucket and spade, naturally.
@likeafirefly faces light up
Now we're just within reach
And the OpussBus trundles
Right up to the beach.
@TheViolator's beaming -
So's @coolioXP ,
Now we finally made it
To sun, sand and sea.
Already it's started,
These days hot and boozy
And @DaddyDooDahs wind
Turns the sea to jacuzzi.
@clairabethy paddles in foam
And @LukaB 's forgotten
He needs to miss home
all Opuss's children
Are happy and free
And content in their company
In the middle is
Me.
OpusSummer Holiday • Opuss № I