18 June 2012

Pat-a-cock, pat-a-cock: Make it rise! The poor old baker's In for a surprise.

The baker's wife Is sowing her oats She kneads it ... She needs it! The baker's a scrote.

This tart has a fling With the baker's man He's butch-batched and seeded He'll get a roll if he can.

Now there's one in the oven... So go Baker, go! She's taken your car-keys And all of your dough!

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