5 September 2012
She said: "I will never love anyone like I love you." He said: "Is that good? Or does that mean you'll love all the others differently? I, on the other hand, can say I've never loved anyone anywhere near as much as I love you. We're soulmates. You're my better half." She said: "Not true - you've loved yourself as much." He said: "Are you calling me a liar? Or a narcissist?" She said: "Why does it always have to be about you?" He said: ".... Shut up and take your clothes off."
They said nothing else after that, and it was bliss.
Romantic Semantics • Opuss № I