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Tomata Dendata Sonata

A son says to his mother:
"I don't like salad. I won't eat it."
His mother looked at him.
Then at the plate of untouched salad.
"Well now, I'm not sure that salad much likes you either...
But it's boy versus salad.
Eat or be eaten.
Eat it first before it gets you."

Later, the mother picks up his empty plate
And smiles.
The boy's therapist will one day note:
'Obsessively suspicious of tomatoes.'

wolfie

@wolfie

The Octoberman. All I need is a bottle of Talisker, a keyboard and you. Facebook: Nikarkham www.nikarkham.co.uk

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Comments & Feedback (9)

😊😜😊 good one! It always comes down to the Mother eh? 😉

@ckahn And her tomatoes ...

@VikingHorn 😂😂😂ok, I'm gonna leave that one waay alone! You sicko😉😘

@ckahn always. And then there's that spit on a tissue thing they do. Weird.

@VikingHorn @ckahn Is there a therapist in the house?

@wolfie Have we driven you to need one?

Lol! My Mom was a hippy so I never got that - phew! And yes! Now we need a therapist who will do a group session😂😂

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@VikingHorn are you kidding? I live with 7 kids ranging from 16 months to nineteen years. Nothing much that freaks me out these days

@RichWithey nope... She's subtler than that. Just.

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