10 May 2012
Diary entry from a pets perspective.
Dear diary, Today has been a tiresome day. I had plenty of exercise chasing my owner round the sofa until she fed me. Good times. I slept for 6 hours of the day today, ah, the beauty of being a cat. I dreamt about a human television show I once saw. It involved a human running around wearing a bow tie and fez I mean, what is with that? Oh the funniest thing ever happened earlier, I mistook my tail for a spider and urinated by accident.
Best be off now, XOXO Chester the cat.
Day Eight • Opuss № I