Hope
They say hope springs eternal I think you only really know what that means when you meet someone who you can hope is eternal.
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womble
30 something Photographer with a passion for living, loving and laughing. Sometimes grumpy, sometimes frivolous. Side kick called Lua who is a jack Russell and by far the more mature one. I'm wibble1234 on instagram for iPhone type pix
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Guilt Is:
A full day of cricket ahead on the tv, and a slight feeling annoyance that I've been booked to create the life long memories of a lovely couples wedding.
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Happiness Is:
A clear guilt free inbox, and the cricket on . Sigh.
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Happiness Is:
A clear guilt free inbox, and the cricket on . Sigh.
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Car v Veyron
I wonder if the saying about your car is true It's an extension of you. In a man its generally seen as a phallic extension- but what of a woman. What is it that they are extending.
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Friends
Know you well enough to hear your doubt and challenge you, but also hear your certainty and back down.
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Wagamama
Why do my eyes deceive my poor little tum The chillies so pretty, but not to my bum. Sorry guys- not literal- just a thought..
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Dog Poo
There is nothing as unsatisfying as taking a dog for a walk and not being rewarded with a thankful crap.
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Drunk
Anyone seen a reeling skunk. Unsure if I should be compared to that or the old drunk as an alkie on the bench simile ?.
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Woof
I said to the dog. She looked at me as if I was deranged!.
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Woof
Said the dog. I wasn't certain how she could be sure, but she was right !.
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Bitter Trains
Having been brought up on thomas the tank engine , I often find my self passing goods wagons, and wondering if the train is bitter that the faster passenger train is over taking .
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People Pleasing
When your In The business of pleasing people- the service industry and the like. It's very easy to Forget who you are.
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Whoosh
Whoosh Plop Crash Crack Does the wind have a monopoly on onomatopoeic words!.
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In Answer To Grumpiness
Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo. A.A Milne.
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Pitter Patter
Why do people say " the Pitter patter of tiny feet" Have they never heard children running around It should be " Batter clatter of clumsy feet" At least that's what I can hear next door.
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Drizzle
Standing in the drizzle, waiting for the dog to go. Time slows down to the speed of the rain. Torrential rain, and everyone rushes around. Drizzle and people drift around.
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Opuss
Could you please move the send button from below the delete button. When writing comments I always send it before I mea.
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Spam
When I was at school, they made us eat spam deep fried in batter. I hate spam, the thought of that congealed greasy fat makes me feel sick I wonder if that is why email spam is called that.
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Simple Pleasures
I popped into the pet shop to stock up on essentials like dog food and poo bags. Full circle purchases. I on whim bought a squeaky toy. Taking the food out of the bag I left it lying by the door.
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Open
Sometimes it seems like life isn't moving forward . But you just need to look back and see how far you have come to realise that's not true.
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Woof Woof
Said the dog. I thought she was getting ahead of herself.
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Woof
Said the dog And this time I completely disagreed with her.
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Woof
Said the dog. I thought she should elaborate .....
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Rain
I was going to say......,,.
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Maybe
Pigmy poo smells less.
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Weddings
Are for people who are getting married And for people getting married to see what people getting married do The rest get drunk and are either already married or will never get married.
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Woof
Said the dog And that said it all.
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Secrets
Holding onto a secret is like wind blowing through the wheat It whispers in your ear.... Follow me Tell the secret and you really do hear the wind rustling through the wheat The secret blunts...
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So
Tired, Waiting For the bar To move Upload, download Overload I'm waiting, Will it Be me Or it I'm waiting Waiting Waiting.
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As I'm On The Subject
Lorry not truck Sweets not candy Bollocks to you not whatever Like it not loving it Yes I am not a fan of imported English - it's not that I speak it particularly well.
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Nom????!!!!!
Now I'm on a little word rant Where The fffffing hell did the word Nom come from. It's Yum , as in yum yum.
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Uk V Us Spell Check Test
Uk english The flavour of the colour is in the annex by the cosy dyke taking a draught of grey ale.
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Opuss Spell Cheque
You know how when you try and type anything in English the spell check usually always tried to correct it to colonial English Opuss ......
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If I Where PM....
The temptation would be to become a benevolent dictator I'm convinced the general voting public are too apathetic to really be able to understand what they vote for So trust me give me ultimate...
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Who Am I?
I fixed something yesterday I.... Fixed..... Something.....Yesterday I think I will fix something today Now what shall I break.........
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It Shouldn't Be
It shouldn't be. He awoke And with that thought Went back to sleep again The dog however decided it was.
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Marathon Sons
On the train up to london. It's packed with people going up to cheer on their friends or loved ones, and secretly hoping they don't drop down dead half way around.
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Look at Me
Just had to listen to a woman loudly commenting to everyone she met, about the excessive cost of an ice cream from a van she has just visited. She had bought 4, so I assume she was boasting.
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Anti Ant
You are what you eat. So why doesn't an ant eater look like an ant?.
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To Ponder...
Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. C s Lewis.
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Feet
It's not often that you feel yourself I mean, do you realise you have feet. Do you go through life aware of every step, every flex of the toe. You do once you bash it!.
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Tanks
Is Opuss a British co. Have we got one over the septic tanks Will they be showering us with heartfelt thanks When they get it over the pond.
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You Don't Say
What Why When How Ask a question starting with any of those, and you become a good listener Try it People will talk.
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Pooh Fact
And for those in angst, Pooh says it perfectly: "Love is taking a few steps backward maybe even more...to give way to the happiness of the person you love" A A Milne I have a feeling I may be...
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From The Great Bard Himself
I had to follow the last post with the final word from Winnie the Pooh-. "People who don't think probably don't have brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake".
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Do You Think?
Angst is a well known teenage condition No one knows how you feel- your on your own- then along comes Opuss Wow everyone is like me...
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Opuss U R
O pussy you are , O pussy you are:. Full of unrequited females Bemoaning lost love. Peppered with guys hoping to meet the above. Let's set sail in that that beautiful pea green boat.
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Beardy Bard
I grew a beard I didn't mean to, I was ill and forgot to shave. I called it a fever beard Now it needs taming.
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Imagine
If every evangelical Christian in JUST the USA gave 10% to charity - it would irradiate world poverty Think about it. Just the USA - no more poverty.
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The Witch
Wind chimes.. Music to some people's ears and a streaming disgrace to others. Clonking away keeping me awake - If I go and hum loudly through their letter box do you think they'll get the point.
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Ovens, Dogs And Cat Enlightenment
I trod on the dog. That in itself wasn't a problem - she may beg to differ . The consequences seem to have been far more than a little bit of guilt.
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Practical Love?
Sometimes being practical is about as practical as you can get Love confuses that no end- Ever heard of a practical love?.
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Forward Or Circle
Life has a funny way of imitating its self. You think your done with one set of choices and then you find yourself with the same but slightly different set to choose from again later.
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