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My last post was posted 17 hours ago. The post after that was posted 7 hours ago... No one posted ANYTHING (in the jokes bit) for 10 hours. Isn't life miserable enough without making people wait 10 hours for a joke. I would have posted b…
Wake up at 5:43 and go back to sleep. Wake up at 5:51 and go back to sleep. Wake up at 6:09 and try to stare at clock till 6:10 but it never changes. Go back to sleep. Wake up at 7:34 and jump out of bed cos you're going to be late and do…
Anyone can be cool, But awesome takes practice. And the natural ability to be awesome. Obviously.
Whatever you can do, I can do...later. Probably.
Mondays were meant for moping. Tuesdays were meant for testing. Wednesdays were meant for wishing. Thursdays were meant for thinking. Fridays were meant for finishing. Saturdays were meant for sleeping. Sundays were meant for smiling…
I think all comedians are early sleepers because after around 8:00 (at night) no one posts!!! Seriously I need something to read.
Mental block.
Seriously to all the joke makers out there get up earlier. It's been 10 hours and I have not been able to laugh at any joke. Man, my homework can only keep me entertained for so long. Or for so little if you see what I mean.
Everyone out there who wants to make a really good opuss, don't stress. Seriously forces ones suck.
Opuss was once my life. Then I lost my iPod.
11 hours have gone and not a single joke. I think I might just cry.
I love how if you click on friend when your in your profile it says find friends!!
I must compose myself. I just thought of that. Quite funny I think.
I haven't opussed for a while, so I need to get back on top my game!
People say that curiosity killed the cat, but I bet the cat had an awesome death!
If life was a game, no one would win. If life was homework, no one would do it. But if life was a piece of cake-I think you know the ending so I will repost it with the ending at 3.00pm. First right answer gets a follow.
Oops...I just realised that that the lower the rank the better. Hmm.
Don't you just blow when you tell someone a great quote and then they look at you like you just spat out a dictionary?! Morons. No appreciate of hard work!
I just don't get it, I'm Rank 1108?!
Laziness gets in the way of everything. I just wish I could be bothered to kick it.
I wouldn't call myself a funny man...then again I'm not a man at all.
Doesn't it annoy you when you see a good piece (of writing) with no likes?
No matter how may times I post, I never get tried of pressing that button.
What does someone have to do to get noticed around here?
Life is not just what we make of it but what we do with it.
People always advice to get a change of character, but why not try a change of mind??
Time flys, Better than most things.