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@TheThinker

How To Bake A Scone.

Step 1: Preheat the oven till it's hot then take a mixing bowl or pot. A spatula, a wooden spoon, settle down we'll be baking soon. A cup of milk, a cup of flour. Mix in an egg, wait for an hour.

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@xskatestarx99

Only Fools And Horses

Stick a pony in your pocket - not actuall possible.

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@xskatestarx99

Colour.

My carpet is brown.

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@xskatestarx99

Grrr

Don't ya just hate it when people copy your status !?.

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@xskatestarx99

Good Friends

Good friends don't let you do stuiped things.........alone.

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@xskatestarx99

Barbie

If barbie isn't a slut then why do people have to buy her boyfriends ?.

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@xskatestarx99

Rude

Sex isn't the answer Yes is the answer.

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@kieransmithers1

Rules ?

Rules are there to be broken so why put them there in the first place ?.

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