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yamaarashi
2013-03-07T21:32:04

Society against the Conservation of Pandas

Heres the deal we've pledged ourselves to panda conservation getting ideas above our station. frankly its a lost case. Pandas are laughing in your face they don't want you to save their race.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-07T10:44:22

In Just One Moment

In just one moment you can make a difference, With just one word you can change a mind, Just one man can make a stand, If he braves toeing the line. A hope. In a land where thoughts are banned.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-05T22:47:23

Sleeping Beauty?

Would I like my face. If it belonged to someone else. I didn't see it in the mirror when I wake, or spend time listing its faults. If that person was more confident, would I admire their features.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-05T21:42:05

Welcome to Social Awkwardness

"I hear there's this place where all the Nerds go" "Don't go there it's Social Suicide" It's good that we're not all the same. No. Don't knock what you've never tried.

22 1 195 words
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yamaarashi
2013-03-05T13:27:36

Heres to 100 (and to getting my homework done...)

Opussia you're really great I confess I'm an addict doesn't matter if my work is late I can always ad lib it. I love to immerse myself in rhythm and rhyme. i mean it counts as english revision right.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-05T00:04:35

Just one Photo

In the mud and the dust, like an animal, a child too weak longs for just a crust. But can't lift it's head to seek.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-04T23:38:37

Memories of Carnoustie

Every greeting was the same '083159' 'Hello Grandad' My friend who lived so many miles away, Carnoustie, my childhood in seashells and sand.

10 0 265 words
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yamaarashi
2013-03-04T20:24:03

The Feminist and the Chauvanist

A feminist met a chauvanist on a summers day She thought he was thick, He thought she was weak and the two refused to speak.

24 1 187 words
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yamaarashi
2013-03-04T13:14:04

The Guy with the Tiger Tail

There was a guy I knew, Who loved his frosties fix. Had frosties for dinner as well as breakfast. The only problem I could see: he took Tony the tiger too seriously...

24 0 105 words
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yamaarashi
2013-03-04T12:56:54

Ode to the Cuttlefish

Like a racing car with streamers on it's back screen, mottled coral, fuchia, sea green The oddest creature ever seen. Why are you named after cutlery?.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-04T12:48:48

Secret Ninja

Watch out I'm the secret ninja beware to take my hand watch from the corner of your eye, the corner where i stand.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-03T14:27:14

Fears of an Obsessive Compulsive

#sundayrepost I have a fear, that my alarm wont go off, or i wont hear its familiar sound, in the morning i may miss my train on the London Underground.

20 1 137 words
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yamaarashi
2013-03-03T13:10:52

Acrostic Challenge Results

Thanks Opussians for all your Supermegafoxyawesomehot entries. I had a lot of fun reading them, although selecting the top three nearly gave me a migrane 'cos they were all so good.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-02T18:03:40

Funny Faint

#TalesFromSchool I really like your idea @BethyBoo and for some reason i have school on the brain today... Could it be the sheer amount of revision. or the lovely acrostics attacking my inbox.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-02T08:23:07

MODUS OPERANDI

#acrostic Shouts "Modus Operandi" 'Course we know what he means Hanging your blazer on the back of your chair, screens Off and tilted to 90 degrees. OS's bore me to death.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-02T07:31:17

Acrostic Challenge

I confess I jumped out of my skin when I woke to see my Opuss so kindly praised. So thanks to @ckhan for such a great challenge and for handing over the reins.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-01T21:32:30

Ice bath

Grab some motivational music Get in before you wimp out singing the lyrics at the top of your voice if its still too cold then shout.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-01T21:19:43

Life on Mars

From round the world in 80 days imagination has advanced to technology's new obsessive craze, to deliver life to Mars.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-01T19:11:44

Ted

In the faraway land of Igjeg Lived an Iguana named Ted. He lived in an igloo with Ethel the Emu and a friendly Flamingo called Fred.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-01T15:42:42

That Friday Feeling

I've got that friday feeling i've really had enough another two hours at the computer can go and get stuffed.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-01T12:17:58

Thinking a thought

I'm not being anti-social but would you please leave me alone I'm not in the mood for silly songs and shouting for once I'd rather be on my own.

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yamaarashi
2013-03-01T12:13:48

The Life of an Office Worker

Another day at the office Im fed up of this scene A mountain range of paperwork emails in a relentless stream. The phone rings on and on and on its giving me a migrane.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-28T23:38:19

Choices

Fate has a cruel way of answering one's dreams it twists, distorts and muddles them and hands them on a platter for free. Except you don't want it like this in your head it was perfect and clear.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-28T17:17:51

Llamas

I wanted to write something funny. that said something about me. but all i could think of was llamas. i think im going bananas. Its better than thinking like a sheep.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-28T16:47:02

Sunny-side up

Silly silly @Splashdown mis- Understanding. Made a No1 truth perversion. In fact I find Listing sunny things Is quite an innocent diversion. All that Glitters isnt gold.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-28T15:15:03

Daisy Sunrise

#natureacrostic Saffron in her vision Undying fire in her eyes Notice the purest perfectness of this Little halo of sunrise. Individual petals like angels wings Gaud her smiling face.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-28T15:13:05

Busybodies

Platform stacked Jam packed People slug and crawl Bodies bumping bags clunking Care to stop at all.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-27T22:28:52

SUNLIGHT

#natureacrostic Sunshine you light up my day, Uncover a world of possibilities, New chances are in my grasp Let me touch and taste life, In a world without shadow, you are my Guiding Light until Heat...

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yamaarashi
2013-02-27T21:00:44

A Half-Hearted Sort of Feeling

When I smile at you It's a half hearted sort of thing. I wouldn't let you see the emptiness i hide behind that grin.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-27T10:17:16

Slightly Excited...

Selected. Selected. I can hardly comprehend it. My world turned inside out By one new email in my inbox. What a shock!. Roll out the chocolates!. (oh wait. It's Lent...) A chance. A chance.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-26T18:55:05

Insomnia

In stillness I lie, Never rest Somnus has stolen my rest Oh what is the price of 12hrs sleep, Maybe even a dream, Not this enduring, relentless Isolation of being Awake..

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yamaarashi
2013-02-26T17:22:10

Amis en Amour

#acrostic A story untold Mates from birth,but no more. One day, one feeling, Uncontrolled. Can we Reconsider. Amoureux comme nous, Ma cherie, tu m'a dit..

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yamaarashi
2013-02-26T13:26:04

Patience

Waiting. Tired of waiting. for the bus for a person for a chance is patience a virtue. when you willingly let life slip through your hands?.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-26T00:06:43

Wuthering Heights

Architects of their own destruction an iternal gypsy fire or shallow pride that quench love Heathcliff and Cathy caused their own isolation. In hiding the cupid sent feelings from above.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-25T23:50:13

Friendship

All friends share moments, food, memories, embarrasment. All friends give time advice, tips, a shoulder to cry... ...No friend leaves without saying goodbye..

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yamaarashi
2013-02-24T21:31:19

Gollum

Yes my preciousssss we wills we give nasty Hobbites what they asks for. Smeeagal will lead master of Precious to Mordor.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-24T13:27:24

Hooked!

I'm hooked on this age old pasttime of turning yarn in loops chain, treble or cluster each combination makes something new.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-24T13:18:29

Ginger Tea

Ginger tea, Ginger tea Steamy, warm and sugary when im down or feeling blue if i have the sniffles too Ginger tea, Ginger tea you'll always be a friend to me..

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yamaarashi
2013-02-24T00:03:20

Thistle

Such a mystical name like fairy whispers on a breeze in your violet berret, surrounded by hedgehog leaves.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-23T23:54:40

Living in a dream

When I dream, I hope to much. Life only scars every heart string it has touched Of faces that for no reason turned away of dying and sorrow sickness and pain.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-19T12:40:23

The One to Beat

The hounds are panting at my heels, but I've a clear head start don't know where I'm running to, somewhere different, somewhere smart.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-17T07:44:58

The Beginning

Today's the day, no second chances I can make my dreams come true. I'm not giving up, no backwards glances Today I'm seeing this through..

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yamaarashi
2013-02-16T22:31:01

Don't hesitate

Don't hesitate, never hide from the truth your heart knows I should have listened... How to say... I couldn't I froze.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-16T22:21:29

Life

Life teaches you to swim, he's a cruel teacher for such a chore. For every lesson he drums in, my heart breaks a little more..

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yamaarashi
2013-02-16T21:03:33

The King's Last Stand

Deep and still waters reflect observers with crystal clarity the knotted trees that surround are the last to posess such emerald green.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-16T11:05:17

The Sorting Hat's Questions

(pick your own ending) What do you fear. Would you face it when all is lost. What do you dream. Will you achieve it at any cost. What do you think. Are books your eternal friends.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-15T23:18:25

War Chant

I have a little manta when life is going wrong things will get better if you smile and carry on.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-15T23:04:19

Beth

Do you come alive when i sleep. Those lustrous eyes that discreetly peek, look so small but so alive, stare calmly at the wall, acting so contrived, was that i move i saw.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-15T22:54:33

Facing the Lions

When the sheep walks into the lions den he's a fool to do it knowingly but if he does it of free will then perhaps it is done heroically.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-15T12:16:33

Acoustic

So long since i played, fingers feel clumsy broken chords go astray. Rythym jolted and bumpy Out of tune, strings too high off the bridge trying too much too soon.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-14T23:03:16

Invisibility

I can turn invisible at the moment you barge through me in the corridor. i am invisible i don't matter anymore. I can become invisible When I stand next to a beautiful girl worse than a wallflower.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-14T17:18:53

A friendly Valentine?

He scrawls a lazy heart, then a football just for a laugh "Jenna OMG ur Gorge be my valentine?. From your mystery stalker" he flicks it across the desk Ever the sweet talker.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-14T17:02:32

Dizziness Doldrums

spinning head, dizziness without rest incessant pest. Stops me living my life as I wish when the faintness comes i have to sit wait for it to go away i dont have time for this. Not today.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-14T08:29:51

Focus on the Bird

I don't want to look inside you all know what the matter is: avoiding little boxes wrapped with bows, adorned with loving kisses. Theres a bird on the tree out there.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-13T22:21:54

Bitter Sweet

When christianity was a crime When believers feared persecution One man helped people to escape: Valentine And his prize was execution.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-13T21:51:10

Escape

Escape to a book where life is better and there is always a happy ending. Where dreams may come true a heart stays intact..

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yamaarashi
2013-02-13T13:40:50

In Cold Blood

Happy family, live life free, worked hard for their american dream. A farm and friends, charity given, earned respect. Now lay put to rest.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-12T15:48:47

OOWWWW!!!

i dont like pressups they cause me so much pain the going down bit is easy its the other way thats a strain fighting gravity isnt right perhaps i should let my head rest on the mat no.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-11T21:48:04

Gluten Free Pancakes Yay!!

Its pancake day tommorrow i cant control my glee pankakes for breakfast pancakes for tea Its been so many years since i ate them (straight from the frying pan, never makes it to the plate) covered in...

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yamaarashi
2013-02-11T21:35:09

Olympic Daydream

the young athlete her body broken still dreams of success her frame slouched by squats and lifts imposed in short term interest before it was fully formed.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-11T17:10:22

Just Saying

British Foreign language learning is quite absurd. You spend years learning to pass an exam and still cant speak a word..

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yamaarashi
2013-02-10T20:47:18

All the Memories

Whats the craziest thing you've ever done. Were you once foolish. Were you young. Did you cycle to town in your pyjamas at midday. sing camp songs together till break of day.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-09T21:47:07

General Madness

#acrostic Far be it from me to judge what people Elect to do in their spare time, I'm all for free will.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-08T19:11:49

Hug a politician

I was listening to my mother As she watched the BBC Criticicing parliament for their inefficiency She blames them for her unemployment though she doesnt want a job and poverty is their fault...

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yamaarashi
2013-02-07T17:49:42

Let me in

#acrostic Let the right One in. I am not the Vision you dream of. Escape while you can my Purgatory. Who else Accepted me. Naïve youth. Dare to love again. Hope was false Angry stars. Punishment.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-07T16:41:18

Please Knock!!!

Dear Mother, I know i'm not perfect I know i'm a pain Its cause i'm a teenager Its in my DNA. But for all the things that go against my favor i like to think i manage (ish) to control my behaviour.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-07T16:20:21

Sri Lanka

Take a Tuk-tuk through Sri Lanka the motorway needs its ONE DIRECTION ONLY sign No keep your hands and feet inside at all times. Although we advise a strong stomach.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-06T20:25:37

Masochistic Obsession

#acrostic Jack-in-the-box strikes, you're caught Unsuspected. Give all you've got, or you'll regret it. De-stressing, though absurd, to strangle and choke.

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yamaarashi
2013-02-06T00:35:15

Mary Celeste

Ghost Ship Undisturbed Floats in on morning tide The figurehead on the bow so curved knows what occured inside A cold wood face secrets keeps Watching with dreadful eyes But its former crew will find...

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yamaarashi
2013-02-02T22:23

Beating the Bullies

I think everyone has been bullied at some point in their lives. I've been recently been in a situation where some very unpleasant people made my live really quite miserable.

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yamaarashi
2013-01-29T22:59:14

BeingPerfect

she's shorter, but with double the wit shes intelligent, a clown, but wont take no stick she rises above bullies and shows that shes better that an independant spirit is something to treasure.

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yamaarashi
2013-01-18T22:15:14

Little Girl Lost

I hide my inner child behind an education which cuts deep at the strings of my imagination i long to see the world in rose again to never feel love's pain "i'll never like a boy, they're silly" i...

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yamaarashi
2013-01-18T08:27:43

Sharing the News

A little bit of good news can excite a fever a simple joy, an innocent pleasure you are an achiever a believer Hearts can break easier than mend and so does mine as i remember yet again there is...

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yamaarashi
2013-01-18T08:10:29

'Snow College

snow and ice. time for fun. wake up early. college website down. then oh amazement joy and wonder. college is cancelled for today. go outside in my onesie. im not to old to play.

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yamaarashi
2013-01-15T10:57:33

Modesty

i have a story to tell but remain silent cant you see it in my eyes i want to shout it out i want the world to hear i am not insignificant i am me. i can make a difference.

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yamaarashi
2013-01-13T23:25:29

Tommorrow

I'll be better tommorrow, I'll tidy my room, I'll bring you breakfast in bed and a bunch of flower too.

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yamaarashi
2013-01-13T23:01

Self Belief

won the fight lost the war heart is sad. No more. No more. A title others dream of i now hold in my hands from afar seemed a shining gem is a fake cut of glass.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-28T23:19:22

Heart of Ice

Over frost and rocky paths i have carried my heart once it was light, but grown heavy it drags, wishing to return to the start.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-28T21:03:41

Something Insignificant

Knock me down and i'll get up. Spite my attempts - my ears are shut. Exclude me from your circle... if you dare. whisper behind my back. I don't care. Pour salt on my wounds - i'll find a plaster.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-26T01:23:36

12 bird Turkey Stuffing

25th opuss has to be dedicated to christmas. so here goes... feeling like a christmas turkey kinda ate too much said "it's alright to do it once a year" but now i'm overstuffed.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-22T12:14:26

Untitled

I want to make a difference to the world, I dream of a place of peace.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-22T09:16:02

High Hopes

its night and dreamland lures me what will i leave behind.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-22T09:05:48

merry text-mas

independance. what a joke you're never seen without your phone the fact is that you cant cope if left on your own.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-16T12:34:52

Never too old for Santa

This year i know that santa won't come, parents tired of the charade. It's not the presents i'll want or miss, but magic their abscence takes away.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-14T19:58:43

All Languaged Out

j'ai toujours pensé c'est trop facil d'oublier... me confundo con frequencia y me cuesta concentrarme... c'est - demasiado - einfach olvidar, oublier, vergessen der Fremdsprach dass ich sprache..

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yamaarashi
2012-12-12T10:31:07

Adrenaline

its a world of grey and black that no colours can make bright machines whir loudly in artificial light brave men and women scream out in pain why do we go to the gym. we must all be insane..

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yamaarashi
2012-12-10T20:14:47

Innocent Victims

The day before he arrived life was predictable and safe but now his cowered image now puts a frown upon her face the rabbit-boy with floppy ears covering his eyes his puckered red mouth open in...

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yamaarashi
2012-12-10T19:14:35

Yesterday

Last night you hugged me your arms so warm and safe that had i ever left them i could not dwell in another place i woke to find things were not as they seemed you were not in my arms.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-08T09:13:14

you never know

in my first week of college. i met a boy. an aspiring palentologist. knowing nothing about dinasours. not wanting to look a fool i say. so whats your favourite dinosaur. pick one i know i pray.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-07T21:57:46

Hoping

theres a hope that says you can reach the stars. if you keep the thought inside your head. hope is what keeps you up at night. when you should be asleep in bed. but when hope starts to haunt.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-07T05:48:21

Fairy Tree

There are no mushroom circles where I reside No faries skip and dance inside But out on the fells cloaked in heather and scree as rucked and battered as the hills is an old oak tree.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-05T21:53:59

Chocolate Teapot

Useful as a chocola' teapot. i thank ye kindly fer yeh praise since as far as i can see it the'ca' be used in many ways.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-05T19:27:35

Mistletoe

This year i'll leave a breadcrumb trail to where i've strung up some mistletoe and see if i'm followed there.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-05T08:26:36

Running Late

Can't you see me running, waving as you drive on by. I've been tailing you since the you left the station, and have a stitch in my thigh.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-04T23:40:36

what happened?

We played as children, grew as friends, You made me laugh time and time again.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-04T18:56:23

All Greek to Me

If i call you a Geek, i mean that everything you say is greek to me. You stand there talking in binary or decimal places. sometimes both simultaneously.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-04T15:27:08

Talking Sloths

What happened before the concept of 'random' became an accepted norm in society.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-04T15:00:54

Gentle like a Hurricane

The weather today is like a lump in the middle of your mattress, like inhaling cigarette smoke, like waking up from general anesthetic, like eating too much.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-03T17:14:10

Snow Angels

This christmas, id like a friend's hand to hold, instead of the twig fingers of a snowman, ice cold. As warm as hot chocolate on a frozen day, your words warm me, keep me safe.

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yamaarashi
2012-12-02T20:54:36

Fears of an Obsessive Compulsive

I have a fear, that my alarm wont go off, or i wont hear its familiar sound, in the morning i may miss my train on the London Underground.

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