Jeremy Kyle
Jeremy kyle. The only show on tv which makes you feel so grateful that your family aren't a bunch if inbred vile human beings. Lol.
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yasmin
Studying Law, Psychology, and English Language & Literature. Life is what you make of it, so if it is disappointing, then you my friend are lazy. ALSO slight obsession with mortal kombat.
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Mileena
Mileena is a clone Of Kitana. Created by shangtsung for shao kahn using takartan physiology. Vicious and evil, mileena despsises kitana, she wants to take her place as princess of Edenia.
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Heroes CAN Be Funny
''a girl like me always lands on her feet''-catwoman Peter Parker: "You don't trust anyone, that's your problem." J. Jonah Jameson(publisher of daily bugle): "I trust my barber".
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X-men: First Class
So I've just watched X-men first class for the billionth time. But iv just realised that at the end of First Class, we see the incident that paralyses Professor X from the waist down.
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Thor
So im sat in bed, watching thor. Does anybody else agree that the film is useless, and that they have created the film so secretly introduce some of the characters from the new avenger film?.
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Strange Creatures A.K.A women
1. When a man gets jealous, its actually kinda cute. When a women gets jealous, world war III is about to start. 2. Women never lie about their age.
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Feeling The Addiction
For any of the people that want to know a few things about me, here are few things. 1. I am half indian 2. I own 2 bearded dragons 3. I have a boxer puppy 4. I previously owned 3 tarantulas 5.
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Truth Hurts
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. YD X.
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Whats all The Fuss?
I heard my friends talking. So i asked "whats the fuss?". "oh haven't you heard it's this app called Opuss. An app based on knowledge and intellectuality gained from books.
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What Do I Write?
This piece is pretty important... Gain followers. Get insanely popular. No. Well a little tip, DON'T pretend to be somebody else. You just waste your own uniqueness away. :( EMBRACE YOURSELF.
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Express Yourself, Du Du Du
Before you say why are you repeating your self. My old account locked me out, and my opuss' mean something to me. I wrote them i cant just cast them away. YD X.
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Sad Times
Old account got deleted *boo.
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