19 June 2012
First take a beautiful girl and tell her she is ugly Then tell her she must lose weight, make her insecure After this you are ready for a photo-shoot To get the best results make sure to give, wine,champaign and even liquor
Make art of her face Distort the way light hits Darken the eyes Redden and fatten the lips
Comb, wet, dry an colour her hair several times Have a fan blowing for radical effect Put so much eyeshadow, that she bacons blind Then give he face another coat of colour
Now she is beautiful But we aren't done yet
Airbrush those blemishes out Enlarge those eyes out of proportion Increase the width of her lips Curve the shoulders, thin the neck and lengthen
Change the tone of her skin Copy and paste a pair of diamond earrings
And to think we discredited nature And to think this is what we see as "perfect" To think this is the sort of thing that young girls and boys are indoctrinated with To think someone could make money of our insecurities And we would agree with them
What the glutinous Maximus is beauty in this day
How To Make A Model • Opuss № I