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Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
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Teacher: How can we get some clean water. Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it..
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A: I'm in a big trouble. B: Why is that. A: I saw a mouse in my house. B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. A: I don't have one. B: Well then, buy one. A: Can't afford one.
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In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter. There is a frog in my soup!!. Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation..
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Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework. Student: No, he did it all by himself..
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Father: What did you do today to help your mother. Son: I dried the dishes Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces..
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The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ....
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"Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?" "No, I'm sorry I don't." "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.".
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"I was born in California." "Which part?" "All of me.".
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"You look very funny wearing that belt."
"You look very funny wearing that belt." "I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it.".
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Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee Waitress : Is it enough Sir. Customer : What. Do you think I can't buy more?.
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Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot..
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what is an idiot?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot. Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom. Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom. Little Johnny: But I asked first!.
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PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" TEACHER:" Of course not." PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework.".
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A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How. Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5. The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for.
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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!".
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Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Girl: "First day. Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?.
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl. B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink..
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH.
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The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke. A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey. A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late. A: No, he doesn't.
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop. Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the...
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