19 February 2013
If I were an octopus, I'd live out in the sea with my fellow octopi. I'd fill the sea with onyx ink and glowing blue rings. If I were an octopus, the sharks and eels would starve. My octopi would never become prey. If I were an octopus, I wouldn't want to be in the Pacific. The people of East Asia and California would love me so much. But they'd love so much that they'd eat me up! If I were an octopus, I wouldn't be able to speak or hear very well, and that would be a downer at loud octopus parties with other octopi to talk to.
As Always,
AnOctopus, Keep calm, and I am an octopus.
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