24 October 2012
Hello again, today is Tuesday, October 23, 2012. Did anyone else watch the U.S. Pesidential debate on the T.V. yesterday? I don't know why I said "anyone else", I didn't watch it myself, and why should I imply that I did? I olny saw short clips and and analyzers's segments on the debate. This is what I got from the debate; Mitt Romney said he was bringing binders of women into the navy to fight off the scornful leeches on the economy like PBS and Big Bird. Then Osama, oops I mean Obama (I forgot that the former was given an eternal tilak by the latter), said that we needed more bayonets and horses to fight off Bane from Batman. I thought Bane went to Arkham, but apparently he escaped and we need to go after his capital which happens to be "B", which happens to be the same letter that many of the characters mentioned start with. Binders, Big Bird, Bane, Batman, Batonets, PBS, if you ignore the "P". So this means no matter who we vote for, the foucus is going to be on "B"s. Hopefully not bees, I hate those.And that is what I got from the Presidential Debate. Did you get anything different?
As always,
ZenMercury, Keep calm, and don't be offended by the jokes in this, its olny playful mockery.
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