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zimpenfish

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The man with the world's biggest penis Was placed in his own unique genus "Giganticus Wang" Was the sign that would hang In the section next to the hyenas.

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zimpenfish

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A rugby match played under water Is quite like a vicar's young daughter Although not so much Except for the touch Of strapping young men where they n'oughta.

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zimpenfish

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If you shoot yourself up with cocaine Something funny will snap in your brain You'll crave dirty sex On the Welsh Office steps Whilst throwing your shoes down the drain.

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