26 April 2012
The Bottle Cap Collector has a lair like the Bat’s with his comics dewey-decca and his battle cards in slats his movies are arranged by director and by taste computer games by console and the hours that he’s played
The Bottle Cap Collector has a kitchen stacked with beans and a takeout menu library from the diner to Chinese he’s got cherry Dr. Pepper and a full fat cola vat one corner set aside for Spock his black/white kitty kat
The Bottle Cap Collector drives a van from ’59 a Cadilac called Ecto that he fitted to it’s prime you’d find a unique bed in his Peter Parker shrine a twin-converted version of Sulaco’s cryo line
The Bottle Cap Collector has many legion friends all level 50+ in WOW and leading trollish trends the only thing to rival either knowledge or his scorn is their combined weight ten shipping crates of misc unsorted porn
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The Bottle Cap Collector • Opuss № I