10 March 2013
Bugger Off
I said BUGGER OFF
You're still here?
You're very persistent aren't you?
Fine.. You can stay...
My name is Eva by the way.
I'm very powerful. Much more powerful than anybody I know. Much more powerful than my big sister. Much more powerful than you.
NO! I'm not crazy.
Okay maybe a little bit..
I'm a canine by the way.
A big canine with huge big teeth and angry black beady eyes.. And huge paws and black claws, and a long curved tail, and I'm 100% female.
Okay.. Maybe I'm a little smaller than that.
I'm a jckhua...ha
Did you not hear me? I'm not repeating.
Oh fine... IM A JACKHUAHUA.
I'm about the size of a loaf of bread.
I don't care. I have some big teeth!
Well. If you mean big teeth.. Eek... Needles.
BUT I'M POWERFUL!
I will succeed in my plans of world domination. Starting with my Auntie. Auntie G.
She will be the first to die......
Oh yes!
And being so powerful I will finally get a real boyfriend! Instead of my unrealistic relationships with some teddies I found upstairs.
I can see it now!
And since you are with me deary...
You will provide a great deal of help.....
The Enthralling Adventures Of Eva • Opuss № I