@WrightBros

No Message Intended

There was an old riddle that stated that the longest word in the English language is "smiles" simply because there is a "mile" between the first and last letter.

@marilynsmind

Blue

"If you're feeling blue try painting yourself a different colour" Hannah Cheaton.

@Karrollee

Alphabet Writing

A Boy Came Down Eating Fries. Going Home In a Hurry. Just Kidding. Luke Moves Nothing Out of Place Questioning Reasons Saying, "To Umbrellas, Very Well done. Xylophone. Yes. Zylophone.

@BlueIcecream

When I'm Mad...

When I'm mad at my mom, I don't scream I hate you or slam the door. I just go and flick on and off the light switch. That's right, raise that bitches electricity bill -famoussayings.

@maebh

Favorite Quote

Always forgive your enemys Because nothing will anoy them more Oscar wilde.

@ioperfvy

Don't take this the wrong way: the Bible.

@dannijane

Awkward

That awkward moment when you thought you did something but in fact you only did it in your mind only.

@33lopn78

If you sext, do you get a phoner?.