1 May 2012
I visited a young 'lady' on my patch who has 6 kids, all girls. I had to fill a form in and was surprised they were all called Beyonce.
'why would you do that?' I enquired.
'it makes it easy when I shout them in for their chicken nuggets and curly fries. I just go to the garden and shout 'Beyonce, teas ready' and they all come'
'what happens when you want to call one individually?
'that's easy' she replied,' I just use their surnames'
Modern Times • Opuss № I