9 August 2012
So far it's been a treat. Never thought I'd say that but I've really enjoyed it!
Some observations-
The New Zealand v Netherlands women's hockey match, great game with an added plus side. Thousands of teenage girls in hockey clubs across the nation had their sexuality confirmed. The selectors for both teams had one selection criteria. 'Who would I like to see in a porno?'
Women's long distance running- a bit of a turn on for the food disorder fetishists amongst us.
In order to win the women's shot putt you have to ply your trade as a builder, and have been born with a penis.
Great Britain rule at cycling. We should all thank Norman Tebbit for this success however if you're of a young age you may not get this.
When Chinese people win medals at 15 years old the USA claim drug enhancement but when 15 year old Americans win medals the USA claims hard work, dedication and training produces results.
David Cameron is on the verge of publicly stating we have done better at this Olympics due to the legislation the current government has put in place and mark cavendish would have won a medal if the last labour government hadn't scheduled the road race so close to the end of the tour de France.
John terry was stopped by security when attempting to collect a medal with Jessica Ennis.
Australia pretty much suck at everything.
My shift at work is down in staff by a third due to Olympic abstractions even though we're 250 miles from London. It's busy, we're tired and criminals have no respect for the timing of the men's 100m final.
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