The Nose Knows

So I've heard some peculiar news
In gym while putting on shoes
Or in the line for lunch
At a dinner and a brunch
About which feature of mine is envied the most
My nose?
Honestly, what the living hell
Could be so special 'bout it, was I hit with a spell
To make my nose amazing or something?
Why not my smarts, or talents, maybe even how I sing?
Eyes and a smile is easy to get
But a nose- a nose! Get ready, get set
To hear why I'm confused on the matter
Considering your rings are probably bigger than Saturns
Youve got money, good looks and honestly
I could understand jealousy of almost any other part of me
Like my mind, morals, goals and talents
Sigh- and there you go! I don't want your two cents
On why my nose is better than yours
This is just too weird.
I'm outta here...

-Yeah. This happens to me too much. Anyone else have things like this happen to them that they don't understand? Leave stories in the comments if ya want.
 Alyssa xoxo