@nick_cant_read

I have CDO. It is exactly like OCD except all of the letters are in alphabetical as they should be..

@DavidSaysHola

My Quotes In High School

R.E:"What does rpe mean. OMG we have religious rape" Maths:"Just give me a minute.

@33Guetta78

How to kill a Spider: Get a tissue, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down..

@33Guetta78

Chuck Norris swam across the Sahara desert..

@33Guetta78

Me: *relaxing* Bird: *crashes into my window* Me: God is playing Angry Birds. (...) therefore... God thinks I'm a pig..

@33Guetta78

OWEL

,___, [O.o] /)__) -"--"-.

@33Guetta78

Hope This Works :/

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@Danny714

iPhone's Favorite Football Team

What's the iPhones favorite football team. The Chargers. :P.