Ha, stars predict my life?
Oh, and tell me it's true, too.
Read that I'll find my husband today,
Right after I wreck my canoe?
Of course I'll win the jackpot.
Really, who ever loses?
So I heard my cat died this morning.
Crap, I just bought new cat food!
Oh well, thanks for the 'warning',
Perfect day heading my way.
(Eh, maybe I'll stay home today...)
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