“I always take life with a pinch of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.”
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At which point I am struck by lightening. Repeatedly.
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And an emergency flare is always usefull too,oh and a signed copy of jedwards last album to ward off evil spirits 👍😘
@BellaMaple how could I forget! And if that doesn't work there's always badger taming with Rolf harris and his amazing dancing monkey faced goats 😊😘
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