Falling

Falling softly,
Through the air,
Dogs fly by,
Without a care,

A giant sheep,
Wanders around,
With greenish wool,
Weighing a pound,

He's filled with air,
Eyes like the sun,
Bleating softly,
Having fun,

I keep on falling,
Past the sheep,
To see a cookie,
Beginning to weep,

Tears fall down,
As she wails,
I ask why,
'Cause I've got no tail!"

She replies,
Then puts on a wig,
Waves hello,
To a passing pig,

Who waves back,
Then throws her a tail,
Made of paper,
A bit like a sail,

The cookie stops,
Then begins to smile,
"This is the happiest,
I've been in a while!"

She floats away,
And still I fall,
Until I meet a,
Giraffe, so tall,

He grins then grows,
A long red beard,
I swim away,
This is getting weird,

The air turns to jelly,
And now I'm trapped,
I scream as on the shoulder,
I am tapped,

A purple pirate owl,
With no teeth,
Grins then says,
"Hi, my name's Keith!"

Keith takes my hand,
And leads me through the jelly,
A giant rumble echoes,
"Ha, Ha! That was my belly!"

We keep cycling,
Until we find,
A gigantic feast,
"Mine, all mine!"

Keith yells aloud,
He holds his sword,
Then takes the food,
To his hospital ward,

The jelly is gone,
And still I fall,
Wondering if I'm,
Really here at all,

A flash of lighting,
Clock strikes twelve,
Deeper and deeper,
Into the mist, I delve,

I find a big pink shoe,
Made of feathers,
Inside there's a sock,
Charting the weather,

I escape quickly from,
The weather room,
Only to find,
A huge mushroom,

Purple and white,
A home for mice,
Who sit on top,
All munching rice,

They giggle loudly,
Then speak in Latin,
I walk on by,
And they keep chatting,

Two crimson bats,
Stop as they see,
This crazy creature,
Known as me,

The ground grows nearer,
So does the cat,
Who flys towards me,
Wearing a hat,

My heart stands still,
I've landed, yay!,
Waking up to face,
Another day.