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Morning Ritual

To shut them up I can't press snooze
It nearly enough to drive me to booze
Complete the daily ritual of school run
Smiling Stepford wives make a good impression
Then back to bed for a crafty nap
Need forty winks cos I feel like crap
Curtains drawn to banish light
Timing required to get it right
For as soon as I drift off to dream
A little boy will start to scream
Tonight for sure, it's early to bed
I need twelve hours to recharge my head

Burrfoot

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Have to say hearing "MOMMY" early in the morning gets me off bed faster than any alarm 😳😳😁😁.

Luckily those days are behind me mate. Totally relate tho. 👏👏 Great stuff Burr 👍

Haha. Stepford wives. More like extras from jezza here. 👍💚

@sarahgamal I usually just get slapped round the face till I get up 😉

@leelee101 I've only got 11 or so years left 😳

@eddie12309 😂 now there's social comment indeed 👍

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