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leelee101

Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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leelee101
leelee101
2013-03-16T21:40:44

Ta Muchly

Ladies and Gents, my notifications aren't updating/refreshing, so for any likes or reposts you may have been lovely enough to bestow on my stuff today, I'd just like to say thank you; I'm not being...

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leelee101
leelee101
2013-03-16T12:21:25

Got A Room?

Just as you think it's nice and quiet Along comes the boy to start up a riot Every time they've not got the kids Their relationship seems to hit the skids He's home this morning for they've had a...

24 14 239 words
leelee101
leelee101
2013-03-16T09:56:25

Igor

Yes, it's an #acorn, but it's also a little clue to what I have in mind for Mondays #acrostic... Here's a tale of Igor, Dr.

36 20 306 words
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leelee101
2013-03-16T07:47:53

Living, Together

We should be living. together. Instead we seem to live. apart. It seems that we. never. Have matching feelings in. our heart. You say potato, I say. to-may-to. Yet we pretend they're both. the same.

26 11 123 words
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leelee101
2013-03-15T16:42:46

Here

#acorns If you were here What would we do Stay with the old.

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leelee101
2013-03-15T10:30:55

See Ya, Sparky

So you're leaving, now that the times are tough Can't handle it.

28 12 244 words
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leelee101
2013-03-15T08:57:01

Friday Fun

#FridayFun Crouched - in a hole, lone; death bullets circle his home. Child, stranger to calm. Fear - a common foe, That visits with every shot. Trapped, nowhere to go.

22 20 143 words
leelee101
leelee101
2013-03-14T21:22:01

Large Portion Please

#4lines4fun #steak&bjday Hey babe, it's steak & BJ day. Don't you think you oughta. I ended up with a portion of chips And Mr Wiggly on bread & water....

18 17 28 words
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leelee101
2013-03-14T17:29:42

Cobbles

#beginningline #nightdwellers. The moon lit up the cobbles on a starless pitch black night. A million sleeping hedgehogs with not a single spine in sight.

30 21 149 words
leelee101
leelee101
2013-03-14T15:04:53

Fork 'Andles

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leelee101
2013-03-14T13:27:01

Peace In My Mind

Sparked, and burning, a misty blue haze. Accompanying moods as I drift through the days. Lingering dreams cast a veil on my sight. As I lean back and stare through my murky worlds light.

24 12 135 words
leelee101
leelee101
2013-03-14T11:18:52

Hours

I sat alone for hours. At the place you said to meet. By the Sunday morning market. An upturned crate my seat. I sat and stared for hours. As the workers made their way. Oblivious to the chapter.

34 24 163 words
leelee101
leelee101
2013-03-14T08:44:56

The Charity Chaser

I visit the same newsagent I see my mate Sanjay We have a chat about this and that And then I'm on my way Next door there's a charity shop Outside there are some bags Filled with things good people...

22 18 241 words
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leelee101
2013-03-13T18:07:26

Ok have your hat back...

#4lines4fun Bring it on then, sunshine Your smile is just a farce Ow. What the hell was that. Ooo the bastard's burnt me arse....

24 19 12 words
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leelee101
2013-03-13T17:30:23

Sundown

#4lines4fun The sun can't have his hat back I've hidden it away Jealousy, my dear Natalie. Never liked him anyway... Hmph!.

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leelee101
2013-03-13T17:11:58

Sunstroke!

#4lines4fun The sun ain't got his hat on. You must have seen things wrong Hey, Rich Withey and Natalie You've been out in it too long....

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leelee101
2013-03-13T14:31:12

Carvery Whore

#acrostic Oi, Lee. D'ya want dinner today.

16 10 92 words
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leelee101
2013-03-13T13:08:20

Don't Knock Writers Block

The dread writers block isn't something I suffer But it serves a purpose, it acts as a buffer For if your ideas are not quite so assured A chip off the block, and Hey Presto, you're cured.

48 21 172 words
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leelee101
2013-03-13T09:06:35

Ain't Nobody But Me

Nobody knows me, not even me I'm the one running round shouting let me be free The truth is a different reality But I'll keep it inside, let nobody see I surprise myself with my state of...

28 11 257 words
leelee101
leelee101
2013-03-12T17:20:31

From Alaska To Hawaii(ish)

Alaska in the morning then Hawaii this afternoon. Typical British bloody weather, wantonly changing tune. Winter woollies when I entered, I shall leave wearing far less.

36 16 84 words
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leelee101
2013-03-12T14:14:27

An Older Me

#acrostic. Come to me, old enemy mine, I shall welcome you a while. Overdue, a chat with you; my behaviour you defile. Make me pay in every way for our antics through the night.

20 14 78 words
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leelee101
2013-03-12T11:15:58

Whole

#acrostic Can you say you are complete.

24 11 48 words
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leelee101
2013-03-12T08:39:14

Alaska, Essex

Late for work this morning. But I don't really care. When I'm driving through Alaska. Instead of what's normally there. Snow devils swirling upwards. Whipped by wind, land on my face.

26 20 169 words
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leelee101
2013-03-12T05:24:49

Crocodile

#acorns #lazyleelee I saw a sight that made me smile It was a bright red crocodile The strangest thing I'd ever seen I thought they were usually green Alright mate.

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leelee101
2013-03-11T17:07

Do You Really Want To Know?

#acrostic. S ecrets and lies evolve, grow in size especially when there are family ties. E ven a secret you tell your best friend will be muddied and bloodied and leaked in the end.

28 10 41 words
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leelee101
2013-03-11T11:17:51

More Or Less

#acrostic S o if activity's the key, can someone please tell me, when someone is prolific, how they drop.

18 17 110 words
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leelee101
2013-03-11T09:42:30

Not On A School Night...

Dinner yesterday was at the in-laws place Mrs Lee proceeded to get off her face Her and our hostess are best friends alright But not too much for me for 'tis a school night It started off fine, a...

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leelee101
2013-03-11T07:36:54

Siberia-On-Sea

#acrostic Stay indoors today, avoid the big Siberian freeze Elements are raging, wind and snow come through the trees Cutting, biting temperatures are what's in store today Rolling in and blowing...

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leelee101
2013-03-10T12:39:23

La Gueca Solo

#sundayrepost Thought this appropriate, as Mothers Day should be for all mothers, including the mothers of the disappeared.

44 25 143 words
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leelee101
2013-03-10T07:58:04

The Man Drawer™

#sundayrepost 8 new lines Oh no.

46 20 197 words
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leelee101
2013-03-10T07:22:47

Notes

#acrostic Take two people, lovers With a sense of together Inject kindness and patience Negativity.

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leelee101
2013-03-10T00:19:46

Mum

Make everything perfect. On this, her special day. Treat her, give respect. Help her know a loving way. Every single moment. Remember why you're here. She's the one who made you.

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leelee101
2013-03-09T08:25:15

Brrrr...

#acrostic. Supposed to be so bright. Placing gladness in our hearts. Roll away the winter. It's here that new life starts. Never have I seen such a. Greyed and gloomy sky.

36 12 38 words
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leelee101
2013-03-09T06:50:31

This Is The End

#FridayFun. It slides close to me, a chill wraps up my spine. A ghostly presence haunting me, clawing at my mind. It steps into my skin, looks out through my eyes.

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leelee101
2013-03-09T00:30:46

Limelight

#4lines4fun Here's a little poem Took about a minute About a green and waxy fruit And the tiny torch within it.

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leelee101
2013-03-08T18:41:23

The Form

#internationalwomensday #acorns Women, you inspire me With the things that I can't see What you have on show And the bits you keep from me Inspire me with the places Where the sun don't usually...

38 26 133 words
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leelee101
2013-03-08T14:41:24

I ❤ Women

#internationalwomensday It's International Womens Day (•)(•) What more to say... Wa-hey!.

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leelee101
2013-03-08T13:42:13

It Could Be You...

#acrostic How do you know how my day'll go. Or is it just a guess. Relay to me how good it'll be Or will it remain a mess.

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leelee101
2013-03-08T12:34:21

Lamplight

#acorns. 12 new lines. I walk amid the lamplight. On these quiet city streets. I'll politely tip my hat. To strangers that I meet. But I only search for food. The liquid that I need.

22 11 211 words
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leelee101
2013-03-08T09:36:11

Old Stories

In stories of old, you held my hand. We were new and bold, with nothing planned. I fell for you, through and through. With a hunger for the things you do. But not any more, it's cast aside.

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leelee101
2013-03-08T05:44:44

If You Want To

Working weeks come to its end There are rules and laws to bend Exercise your basic right You can come with me tonight If you want to Let the night replace the day There are games for us to...

20 15 108 words
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leelee101
2013-03-07T15:32:57

The Green/Brown Horned Snortwhistle

I've been searching for a creature That's near extinction, needs a save I've heard it hides from humans In the deepest, darkest cave I've scoured all of Opussia Found its fossilised remains The...

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leelee101
2013-03-07T12:05:34

Pray Or Prey?

#acrostic Really. There's a God.

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leelee101
2013-03-07T10:21:20

How On Earth?

How do know what's real and what clearly isn't.

30 19 215 words
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leelee101
2013-03-07T08:11:05

Front Of The Queue

The girl at the front of the queue Was a beauty, that's for sure All eyes behind upon her But sometimes less is something more Statuesque and power suited Seemed perfection had come to call A long...

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leelee101
2013-03-06T21:24:55

Rough Stuff, Muff

#4lines4fun Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey When along came a spider, that sat down beside her And she said, 'Bugger off hairy legs!'.

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leelee101
2013-03-06T16:32:04

Bursting

#4lines4fun. 'Get off!' she cried, 'For I just cannot stand. What the hell that it is that you've done to your hand'. Think yourself lucky I've not burst this blister.

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leelee101
2013-03-06T16:06:03

'snot true...

#4lines4fun Earlier today I picked my nose How did it taste. Ok, as it goes....

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leelee101
2013-03-06T15:39:08

Parents Wisdom #1

#4lines4fun The fart is a volcanic eruption That descends from the city of Bum Passes through the valley of trouser And comes out with a musical hum....

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leelee101
2013-03-06T15:14:31

Limericky Dicky

#4lines4fun There once was a writer called Dick Who never finished a limerick It would all go just fine Until he reached the 5th line.

40 17 25 words
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leelee101
2013-03-06T14:42:05

4 Line Silly Writes

Sir Isaac Newton once said, 'Who the bloody hell threw that?' He also said, 'For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.' It's pretty quiet. The acrostic word is Melancholy.

24 11 110 words
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leelee101
2013-03-06T11:24:29

Printer

#acorns Having trouble with mine, and it reminded me of this. 4 extra lines. You lucky people...

20 16 160 words
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leelee101
2013-03-06T09:21:10

Onward And Downward

#acrostic Mournful mood, depressive stance Escape if I had the urge Lay me down in shades of blue All I hear's your tuneless dirge Nature over nurture Can't even crack a smile Hole ridden soul...

28 17 36 words
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leelee101
2013-03-05T14:46:04

Man U make us Real Mad

#rant The biggest football match, yes it's Man U/Madrid tonight Someone I know will be there. Will he drive or take a flight. Will he take the new Range Rover, or jet to Manchester and back.

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leelee101
2013-03-05T11:22:12

Taken

Take a bright but lonely star and put it gently in your pocket. Take a piece of clear blue sky and keep it safe within a locket. Take a freshly broken heart, gather its pieces, make them warm.

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leelee101
2013-03-05T09:16:45

The Thick Fingered Trick

#acrostic Marvello the Magician didn't know a single trick Yet his sleight of hand was awesome even with fingers that thick So each time he took the stage the audience would hiss and jeer They paid...

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leelee101
2013-03-05T05:44:36

The Mystery Prize

#acrostic Men like him had searched for it since the beginning of time Yellowish in colour, and inspiration for many a rhyme Sugary sweet, yet bitter, it was an acquired taste To him it tasted good,...

26 16 56 words
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leelee101
2013-03-04T22:02:11

#acrostic results

Wow. What a day for the acrostic challenge. I count 29 posts in all, every single one a belter in its own right. But I have had to charge my iThing three times today. Yes way. My poor phone.

26 17 245 words
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leelee101
2013-03-04T17:56:11

Our Virtual Home

#acrostic Oh dear. There's somewhere you've missed Please forgive me, I couldn't resist Up high with the birds Such beautiful words Special place where we all exist....

24 10 26 words
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leelee101
2013-03-04T16:17:50

For Better, For Worse...

#opussweeklychallenge It was the most beautiful of days You gently held my hand We both took off our shoes And walked barefoot on the sand A sea of deepest blue The sun in cloudless sky The scent...

24 16 63 words
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leelee101
2013-03-04T12:32:07

Berlin-On-Sea

#acrostic. C ome to the Essex riviera. A nd sample island living. N othing's open after nine. V acant high street unforgiving. E stuary English tells of. Y esteryears tragedy.

24 15 54 words
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leelee101
2013-03-04T09:33:03

#acrostic challenge

Morning each. First off, thanks to @yamaarashi (and mum) for choosing my piece as their winner. Luvvly jubbly. So, to business. This time I want you to make where you live your acrostic word.

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leelee101
2013-03-04T05:50:09

The Main Event

#opussweeklychallenge They knew that it was coming A little meteorite They tracked it quite correctly Passing Earth tomorrow night Although in near Earth orbit No chance that it would hit And even...

18 13 146 words
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leelee101
2013-03-03T07:16:08

Life And Death In The End

#sundayrepost It's a recent piece, with two new lines. It is reposted by request. Who am I to argue with that.

36 19 446 words
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leelee101
2013-03-02T16:13:05

Name This Choon

Here we go again. Bit of Saturday afternoon fun for us all. You know how to play, here's some lyrics...

14 54 77 words
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leelee101
2013-03-02T11:10:16

Best Days Of Your Life

#acrostic Slept in. Didn't want to go Caught the bus. Hoped it wouldn't show He's at the gate. Nice guy disguise Only popular through old school ties Overpowered. Led to the fence Length of twine.

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leelee101
2013-03-02T08:13:25

The Strangest Brew

I'd travelled far, crossed every ocean Caused consternation and commotion For I couldn't shake my singular notion To create, at last, a loving potion I knew of an ancient recipe Sprig of lilac, a...

26 13 284 words
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leelee101
2013-03-01T12:03:26

Burn

#natureacrostic Scorch the Earth Until it's bled No more rain Land lies dead Is the hole in the sky Going to seal our fate. Humanity, as usual Too little, too late.

28 13 27 words
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leelee101
2013-03-01T10:49:55

Friday Fun #5

Cold shells buried deep, buried deep under ice sheets Snow covered bloody limbs, bloody limbs no longer heat @yikici Footsteps leading away, leading away from devilish play Guilt no longer felt,...

20 22 120 words
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leelee101
2013-03-01T09:32:17

Grinch Pinch Punch

A pinch and a punch First day of the month A game that we always play We've played it forever Since we've been together And still will when we're old and grey I won today It's not always this...

24 15 126 words
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leelee101
2013-03-01T05:46:39

Untitled

dear mum Don't know if you'll ge t this letter not sure if ill be allowed to send it actually, they say I've been naughty. but theyve let me have my paper so I will write it anyway.

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leelee101
2013-02-28T22:32:04

Name This Choooooon

Ok last one for me tonight, so try this one on for size... 'Waiter.' That's it. First one in the comments gets it. Good luck!.

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leelee101
2013-02-28T15:51:40

Name This Tune #2

The second in a series to stave off Sienna's boredom. Here's the lyrics...

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leelee101
2013-02-28T13:36:42

Health & Safety for the Newly Undead

#acrostic. Stuck within the sunlight isn't where you want to be. Underneath your coffin lid is where you'll find safety. Never look for blood in the cold harsh light of day.

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leelee101
2013-02-28T05:41:59

Entertainment

I'm not here for your entertainment I'm not even here for you I'm not here to bend over backwards As you always wanted me to I haven't come to apologise I haven't even come to pack I haven't come...

36 32 162 words
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leelee101
2013-02-27T17:23:55

Y091'S AR53

The missus likes to make a name. From her registration plate. Last one up was Diddikoi. You've been told of that ones fate. They've been varied, often strange. Sometimes easy, like FooFoo.

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leelee101
2013-02-27T11:01:43

Hello?

Where is everybody. Are you all still sound asleep. Has it suddenly become the trend to count some extra sheep. Do you shy away from daytime. Do you crumble in the light.

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leelee101
2013-02-27T09:36:12

The Phantom Follower

Followers, we need you.

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leelee101
2013-02-27T08:16

The Deliberate Wanker

Contains swearing. Surprisingly...

26 17 254 words
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leelee101
2013-02-26T16:56:55

Complete

I've never been a writer So I shall never understand You give your feelings to a stranger Seem to ignore my loving hand I've never made a poem I'm incapable of rhyme But you give yours to...

70 45 166 words
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leelee101
2013-02-26T11:05:59

Endgame

Chapter 2 Barely half an hour after his flat had hurled itself at him, James Bond found himself staring at the brass plaque inconspicuously bearing the legend 'Universal Exports'.

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leelee101
2013-02-26T09:07:34

Dream A Little Dream

We'll take the morning by the hand. Though we're apart, I understand. I'll spend some time in wonderland. And dream a little dream of us. We walk alone, mid-afternoon.

28 17 97 words
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leelee101
2013-02-26T06:35:11

A Phantom Love

#acrostic As the Music of the Night Makes me forget my plight Only you, Christine Untouched, pristine Really make my song take flight....

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leelee101
2013-02-25T18:03:32

Horses For Main Courses

If you were served a burger made of non specific meat Would you bother even asking what's been killed to make your treat.

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leelee101
2013-02-25T13:13:02

The Devil You Don't Know

#acrostic Don't come to me with goodness, I am not that way inclined Even though I cut a dash, I'm not what you think you'll find Vampires may be sexy in a certain kind of light I can play all day...

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leelee101
2013-02-25T12:30

A Good Mans Worth

#rant It comes as no surprise to see how quickly things can change And this morning it's no different, though the circumstance is strange Ten years solid service, employed as a tool setter Ne'er a...

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leelee101
2013-02-25T07:46:11

Life And Death In The End

Borne upon the breeze, the sound of gypsy mandolins Tunes played for a ha'penny, accompanied by violins The public house is full again, for beer and life are cheap But the smell as you walk past is...

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leelee101
2013-02-24T16:02:12

Soul

#sundayrepost. Found my soul this morning. Sitting on the side. Apparently in an iPhone app. What a place to hide. It told me it was in a rut. Underused in the main. All I needed was to write.

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leelee101
2013-02-24T14:04:48

Misheard Lyrics

#stupidthingspeoplesay 'Poor old Johnny Ray Sounded sad upon the radio Moved a million hearts in mono Our mothers cried...' With thanks to Dexy's Midnight Runners, these are the first lines to...

38 20 91 words
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leelee101
2013-02-24T10:26:07

Luggage

#sundayrepost. If you are happy. Content with it all. I'll put down the phone. And not wait for your call. If you decide. It isn't for you. You know where I am. And you know what to do.

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leelee101
2013-02-24T08:54:19

Half-Assed Donkey Joke

A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. As he's sipping away at it, he takes in the interior, for it's his first visit. Where the toilets are, do they do food, the donkey... The donkey.

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leelee101
2013-02-23T13:24:09

Oceans Of Despair

As I drown in fathoms of pain. I know you won't come back again. And as I'm sinking, ever falling. It is your love that I am mourning. @Platypus. I try to stand against the tide.

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leelee101
2013-02-23T10:49:22

From Grey Came White

P retty winter wonderland. I s what I can see today. C old but still heartwarming. T akes my breath away. U nderneath a greying sky. R iverbanks are frozen, white. E ven though the water's flowing.

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leelee101
2013-02-23T06:51:54

Little Things In La La Land

As I lay in the darkness I stole a glance at you Breathing in a moonbeam As you so often do I smile because I know While you're off in la la land I'm probably there with you Gently holding your...

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leelee101
2013-02-22T16:43:38

Friday Fun (Feb. 22)

Traces of me lay bare Elevated, unaware Empirical nuances - filter through You rarely notice, it's cruel By @yikici You've grown immune to my needs Watching as destruction plants its seed.

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leelee101
2013-02-22T13:25:19

Preacher

#myfavouriterepost (with a new verse) #lazyleelee Sitting at the roadside What's this that I can see A preacher dressed in black And he's beckoning to me He said.

32 17 174 words
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leelee101
2013-02-22T11:41:31

The 'S' Word

#acrostic. Sinful through the dark. Clean my soul through days. Re-ignite my spark. Unnerve me with your gaze. Make me feel a shiver. Purge, then burn me with your flame. The temptation you deliver.

38 15 48 words
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leelee101
2013-02-22T09:09:30

The Night Shift

In the dead of night. When the moon is high. The remains of the day. Are laying idly by. The mess that we make. As we dive through the day. Need collecting completely. And storing away.

22 15 307 words
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leelee101
2013-02-21T15:53:27

CDO

#myfavouriterepost Dusted down, tweaked and with four new lines My bloody OCD's invading every single day Got this affliction on the cheap, but boy, it makes me pay Invited to a party, we're ready...

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leelee101
2013-02-21T12:07:48

iHurt

#acrostic H eard your iPhone singing, are you going to take the call.

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