11 June 2012
My mate Eddie is mild and meek
Goes to football and then he'd streak
Eddie had a plan you see
To get his nob in full HD
The referee would give a toot
There'd be Ed in birthday suit
But Eddie's problem, risible
Appendage near invisible
Eddie's winkle is too wee
Even if you have 3D
So off he went and got his schlong
Extended 'til it was foot long
Now he doesn't get no stick
About the size of his new dick
It really is an awesome sight
Beamed to you by satellite
But another thing gets Ed delighted
In fact old Ed gets REAL excited
His team shoots, the ball goes in!
Eddie's nob then hits his chin
So now he uses it to run
And on TV it looks like fun
My mate Eddie, mild and meek
And the world's first three legged streak
Eddie • Opuss № I