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Now's the time for chatter
Get on the phone, or have a moan
Anything, it doesn't matter
Ok, you've got three minutes
That should be plenty time
For you to say how was your day?
Great. In fact, sublime
Ok, the ads are finished
Any last requests?
I'll make some tea for you and me
And nibbles for our guests
Ok, the movie's started
You'll talk the whole way thru
I don't know why I even try
To watch a film with you...
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'Next time you speak to you-know-who I've got a message for him Tell him that I have lost a stone Since the last time I saw him.
You're never there when I get home We work a lot of hours And when I'm doing something wrong You give a look that sours See I'm not Mr.
I even love. Taking you. Shopping. To Tesco. A boring chore. Usually. I know. But the way. You meander. Around the aisles. Back and forth. No order. Taking forever. To choose. A pizza.
The sound of the door swinging open alerts me to her presence, she has just got home from working in the library, I wonder to myself if she's had a good day or a bad one - and if it's a bad one if...
My partner is jealous. Sad but true. It's an app that makes. Him feel blue. Every time he hears. My iPhone meow. He looks over. And gives me a scowl. Sneaking around. Like an illicit affair.
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died.
200 years have been Since you've talked Yeah, that's how it feels That's how it feels I know we've not been around But there's a phone in every corner here Yeah, you don't miss me Fine. Alright.
2 WOMEN - are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night. A disaster.
Aarghh...got a friend just like this! Went to see Dylan Moran live & in addition to running commentary she gave, you'd SWEAR he was talking directly to her...I just slowly sank in my seat😳 Great piece 😃😄😘
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