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Ok, here's the adverts
Now's the time for chatter
Get on the phone, or have a moan
Anything, it doesn't matter

Ok, you've got three minutes
That should be plenty time
For you to say how was your day?
Great. In fact, sublime

Ok, the ads are finished
Any last requests?
I'll make some tea for you and me
And nibbles for our guests

Ok, the movie's started
You'll talk the whole way thru
I don't know why I even try
To watch a film with you...

leelee101

@leelee101

Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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Comments & Feedback (7)

Aarghh...got a friend just like this! Went to see Dylan Moran live & in addition to running commentary she gave, you'd SWEAR he was talking directly to her...I just slowly sank in my seat😳 Great piece 😃😄😘

@Fly10 haha! I knew there was more than one... I swear it's a disease! Cheers Leigh 👍😘

@Fly10 thanks for the RP hun 😘

@leelee101 My pleasure😘

Ha ha ha ha... :-)

@Barknbite you're laughing hard, that must mean you've had the experience... 😉

@leelee101 Oh yes, in many ways... :-)

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