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Barknbite
2013-02-26T10:35:10

Tuesday Again

I have an iPhone, an iPad, an iMac, a nice car, a job and a boat. I have a wonderful daughter, a son in law(ish) and an amazing granddaughter.

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Barknbite
2013-02-09T07:40:26

When?

When I took my first breath, I eagerly anticipated life. When I breathed countlessly, I held in the palm of my hand life. When I breathe in, I taste the rusting edge of life.

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Barknbite
2013-01-10T09:05:10

Waggles And The Burp

(This Christmas I went to read something from my own writing to my five year old granddaughter. Regrettably, I had nothing like a bed time story and so read Jack & The Bean Stork etc.

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Barknbite
2012-12-28T11:15:45

Grand Crux

How do you say "Moët et Chandon".

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Barknbite
2012-12-26T12:17:21

You'll Tied!

Turkey and stuffing ice cream anyone..?.

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Barknbite
2012-12-23T22:09:21

Meeowww...

Is it a sporty car speeding past. Is it the Doppler Effect. The lead guitar through a Wah Wah. A hernia inspired fart. Or someone treading on the cat. No. No, no it isn't.

10 0 59 words
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Barknbite
2012-12-22T09:32:37

Moment(s)

Every single moment forms the basis of what once was and what is yet to be but none more so than what is now...

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Barknbite
2012-12-20T12:07:48

Merry Christmas Carroll...

To one and all in the wwO community. On the count of three let's be exceedingly happy... One, Two, Three... Chortle!!. And repeat every morning...

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Barknbite
2012-12-20T01:50:48

The Bigger Picture

The combined population of Germany, France, Italy, UK, Spain, Canada and Australia is approximately 390 million. The combined gun homicides are approximately 900.

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Barknbite
2012-12-18T07:00:19

Christmas KISS

Food. Presents. Love. Digesting. TV. Scents. Care. Resting. Children. Noise. Learn. Correcting. Washing-up. Games. Share. Perfecting. Sleep. Dreams. Release. Awakening. Cash. Purchases. Debt.

28 4 45 words
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Barknbite
2012-12-07T08:09:35

Spider

Ok, so you're a spider. You're born with hundreds of brothers and sisters.

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Barknbite
2012-12-07T08:08:52

Ant

Ok, so you're an ant. You have thousands of friends, so long as you pull your weight and do your job. The colony just gets bigger and bigger, that familiar smell warms you to the core.

10 2 183 words
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Barknbite
2012-10-18T11:17:08

Ta Da

Tis something amidst the storm, Young lady, beauty, tempting and warm. Sensual to the fingertips, Pulsating, driving and pistols drawn. This love of mine, this heart rips, Adrift, deserted and torn.

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Barknbite
2012-10-03T07:21:30

The Fool..?

Am I a bloody fool To think that life is what it is, Full of love and hate, Pleasure and pain, Ups and downs. We might take a punch and recover, Perhaps more than once.

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Barknbite
2012-09-26T06:45:12

Cancer

In memory of Sarah Hancock who passed 18th September 2012, aged 35...

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Barknbite
2012-09-10T01:34:57

Aisle 10

S tacked, packed and barcoded... A nchovy, mouthwash, tights, pizza, I nsurance, chillies, TVs, vouchers, N appies, kettles and the DVD Evita.

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Barknbite
2012-09-07T11:20:20

Thursday Night Dream

I dreamt about the end of the world, that the earth was rapidly folding up and turning to molten fire beneath me. The face of Earth was disappearing like the tugged table cloth trick not working.

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Barknbite
2012-08-07T07:59:55

PLAMATT

Please Leave A Message After The Tone Beeeeep....

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Barknbite
2012-08-03T09:24:58

Fakers & Takers EntRAP

[The Bronx. Early Fall. It's dark, rain is falling the streets are empty, security lights from shop windows reflect on a steaming manhole cover in the road and a pink Cadillac parked nearby.

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Barknbite
2012-08-02T11:16:45

More Choccy Philly... MORE???

@leelee101 @sara_lou @sjw @Burrfoot @Stablish This has been most disappointing, Spreading Choccy Philly on toast. I found this entirely unappetising, The experience; absolutely gross.

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Barknbite
2012-07-30T11:23:29

I Dreamed A Dream

I dreamt last night that I kept giving birth to large prawn-like creatures from just below my navel. I caught them just as they emerged, before they could escape back inside.

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Barknbite
2012-07-30T10:59:35

Olympian

I run and jump, fast and long. I punch and dive, up and below. I shoot and row, accurate and strong. I kick and swim, hard and shallow. I throw and walk, soar and along.

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Barknbite
2012-07-30T10:58:18

The Man

Am I the hurting man, The doer of death. The one who slays thousands, With every breath. Am I the quiet man, Secretly stalking. Hiding, www scanned, Silently walking.

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Barknbite
2012-07-30T10:56:54

Somewhere Inbetween

There are many things a man can do in life, some are proper manly things, sporty and true, some are not so. Men possess the attributes of men, not women.

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Barknbite
2012-07-27T09:17:13

Why?

Where is the future, has it already passed by. My life, is it over, has it all been a lie. The past, my only chances to ask why. This present, a lifetime to laugh and to cry.

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Barknbite
2012-07-24T13:57:43

"V"

My big toe nails in-grow, The pain is crippling and unfair. Unpleasant I'll have you know, No cure, must grim and bare. I've cut a "V" into my nail, No recurrence ever since.

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Barknbite
2012-07-23T09:57:41

Jeers & Yelping

As the dawn awaits, Laughter, screams, singing, Arguments and splashes abate, Distant glasses ringing.

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Barknbite
2012-07-21T05:27:41

Sunrise 05:20

In the bleak mid-July, the sounds of Bristol Harbour collaborate to a seagull symphony, excited by this year's Harbour Festival and the prospect of prize pickings, the highlight of their greedy...

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Barknbite
2012-07-20T10:09:47

The Fellowship Of The Rings

In lighthearted appreciation of the works of Tom May @crowncottage @naaviie @RichWithey @merlin1038 @JRRTolkien The tree of life climbs good and true, Stretching boldly beyond all things.

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Barknbite
2012-07-19T07:43:06

My Ostrich Is Heading South

What was that. Holding tall, Quick blink, Very still. Was there something. Look left, Quick blink, Gulp. Am I in danger. Step right, Quick blink, Rustle wing. Does it see me.

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Barknbite
2012-07-18T10:17:42

Curiosity Filled The Cat

I find myself becoming more involved with Opuss as each day passes, it is incredible to read so many thoughts, gripes, loves, instructions, poems and stories, all in one place.

34 15 274 words
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Barknbite
2012-07-18T09:03:23

Lightbulb

(@naaviie Have I missed this..?) Ouch. Ooomph. Bugger. Aaghhh. Again. Ouch. Ooomph. Bugger. Aaahhh. Again!!. Ouch. Ooomph. Bugger. Aaahhh. Please turn it off and let me be on my way...

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Barknbite
2012-07-17T09:58:09

Yes! You...

Look around, feel the warmth, Touch the sky and beyond. Nature beats a melodic rhythm, The stuff of life, a perfect sound. Man, woman or beast, never mind, Together we're all entwined.

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Barknbite
2012-07-17T09:52:41

Ageless

(inspired by Not Old Anymore. @rayleen43) Beauty grows from the core, As a tree develops its branches. Sound living, drawing the sap of life, Reaching out, strengthening advances.

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Barknbite
2012-07-13T10:26:07

Passing Love

In age I wander, wise and untied The past behind, nothing to hide. A life of living, sharing all tried, My loving wife, the heart of me died.

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Barknbite
2012-07-11T06:38:37

Seagull Mania

Over and over, the same thing, again and again, is there no release. If I could fly I would sweetly sing, Not shit all over the place and squawk, Squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk.

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Barknbite
2012-07-10T07:36:41

Leaking Head

My head is slightly bigger than a potato, Small compared to what it contains, This and that, things, too much to know.

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Barknbite
2012-07-07T23:01:55

Supermarket Etiquette Conclusion

OCD compels me to complete this story. My question posted to six supermarkets went as follows...

10 2 274 words
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Barknbite
2012-07-06T10:33:43

Supermarket Etiquette

Monday can be difficult if you've had a great weekend. I enjoy the work I do but my employer often causes me to wish I were employed elsewhere.

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Barknbite
2012-06-28T07:51:29

Rings Count

In all the 329 years, 4 months, 6 days I've lived, I've seen chamber pots filled and long since emptied.

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Barknbite
2012-06-21T10:05:23

A Siren's Call

ADULT!!. Please do not read if easily offended, the following material is for adults with an open mind. This is about a Mexican girl I met in Canada, just after my wife had died.

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Barknbite
2012-06-21T09:49:09

I Don't Want To Be Like Richard

ADULT!!. Contains some offensive words, please do not read if easily offended. This is about the brother I loved, he died...

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Barknbite
2012-06-21T09:38:57

Foul Language

ADULT!!. Please do not read if you're easily offended, not for the faint hearted... A poor and quite painful attempt to make fun of vulgarity...

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Barknbite
2012-06-21T08:30:12

A Question Of Love

Is it wrong to love, To be the purveyor of love, Opened and closed by love. You and me. Is it wrong to need love, To be driven by love, Held and controlled by love. To see love in everything.

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Barknbite
2012-06-20T06:14:08

We Are All Just Visitors Here

I dreamt a lovely, wise old man died. It was in a grand old building with a large hall, being used for some full dress and black tie celebration.

10 1 260 words
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Barknbite
2012-06-16T15:45:07

My Gal (@rayleen43 for My Man)

She lies here right beside me, Naked, voluptuous and free. A magical mermaid lady, My true harbour in high seas. Wake up my darling she starts, Then sits on my head and farts.

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Barknbite
2012-06-15T07:22:46

Submission

So many things have happened, too much of it is wrong, Atrocities throughout the World, people who don't belong.

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Barknbite
2012-06-15T06:32:17

My Routine (inspired by iPuss)

I usually awaken around sunrise, to the sound of birds, mostly seagulls.

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Barknbite
2012-06-11T11:13:27

Meow Sunshine

No more rain if you please, send warmth and perhaps a cool breeze. Rid us of this downcast from hell, grant Opussians their share of sunshine as well.

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Barknbite
2012-06-07T07:48:49

Early Morning Car Alarm

Crap a doodle do!!!.

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Barknbite
2012-06-04T10:54:53

That Moment Before The Jubilee...

The softness of your lips tasting mine, Your warmth enhances each moment. Fingers, arms, legs, all limbs entwine, Racing pulses, bursting hearts spent.

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Barknbite
2012-06-02T01:33:55

Doctor She So

She said hello So I said hi. She said undress So I got naked. She said cough So I coughed. She said in and out So I took some breath. She said I'd feel a prick So I clenched a fist.

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Barknbite
2012-06-01T17:31:46

An Englishman's Castle

I'm a mad Englishman, 'tis true to say and Have my own castle, without haunts nor hassle, In Potishead, Barry Island and Cardiff Bay.

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Barknbite
2012-06-01T16:02:38

A Young Lady From Stroud

There was a young lady from Stroud, With beauty and skills so crafted; But nothing was ever so loud, As when she smiled and farted.

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Barknbite
2012-06-01T15:55:03

Happy Tree

If you could shake the happy tree And dance beneath its open glee, Would the World change. If you could shake the happy tree And hear its leaves and wind agree, Would the World change.

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Barknbite
2012-06-01T01:58:54

What Is It And Where

@rayleen43, what is it and where, That sound emanating over there. Is it my dream voice Heaven sent, Plentiful fruit and bedazzlement.

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Barknbite
2012-05-26T05:36:18

Opussian Call

Opussians from all corners of the world, I delight at what we've heard. Plentiful banter often told, A call to life's true value stirred.

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Barknbite
2012-05-25T09:05:42

Wine & Roses

Clothes so clean when you dressed and departed, concealing what your morning had started. This day was hazy. Pushing bits of paper, moving pens through light.

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Barknbite
2012-05-23T10:38:54

Why Does My Ear Itch?

No matter how many times. No matter what I scratch it with. No matter the place. No matter what I'm doing. No matter the time. No matter how close I get.

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Barknbite
2012-05-17T08:05:54

Wise Old Sage

As I approach 80 years of age, seemingly at over 100 mph, I'm applying the brakes with both feet but nothing is happening... Let's see what happens if I use full throttle... Crap my pants no!!.

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Barknbite
2012-05-11T09:14:25

If My Tailor Is Reading This...

I like to know they're there, Not too big but not too tight, Not over or under extended, Just right. If I move this way or that, I want to feel myself glide.

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Barknbite
2012-05-11T07:36:04

Justin (My Friend) And Ashley Judd (Famous Actress)

Copyright Ⓒ 2012 Christopher Patrick Kirk all rights reserved Ashley enters from her steaming bathroom, towel wrapped over her head, naked and somewhat refreshed from her shower.

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Barknbite
2012-05-09T06:27:05

Wouldn't It Be Great To Know Everything?

Yes... And no!.

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Barknbite
2012-05-05T03:59:38

Father Of The Bride Speech

The beginning of each line encourages you to read in the way that Winston Churchill might have delivered a speech, his original quote, a toast to the WI went something like...

4 1 218 words
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Barknbite
2012-04-26T04:48:43

The Game

"Bish bash bosh" said the boss, "Bish bosh bash" said the worker. "Bish bash bosh" said the boss, "Bish bash bosh" said the worker, "You're hired" said the boss.

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Barknbite
2012-04-24T22:00:13

Timeshare

There are stones, heavy with wear, wet and intemperate. I feel the path water has passed, all knowing and relentless. A gentle trickle tempers little, over time renders all.

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Barknbite
2012-04-24T21:58:55

My Poem Is You...

I have a poem dancing in my mind, It tickles all over to make me twitch. I form appearing words into rhyme, And sew a fabric by its loving stitch.

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Barknbite
2012-04-24T21:57:41

A Stormy Night

Slept through tempestuous seas, with my heart pumping fire and my head drowning in intensity, every now and again breaking through the bubbling surface to draw breath; only to take in further the...

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Barknbite
2012-04-24T21:55:19

Today Was Good Because...

Life balances on a single thread and once more it fell the right way… Happiness is a question of choice and I chose wisely so say… The sun shone intermittently and its warmth held the rain at bay… As...

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Barknbite
2012-04-24T21:53:07

The Lesson

I screamed at the world, I was angry; The world screamed at me, I was afraid: Won’t do that again… Copyright Ⓒ 2012 Christopher Patrick Kirk all rights reserved.

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Barknbite
2012-04-24T21:48:59

Bounty

Copyright Ⓒ 2012 Christopher Patrick Kirk all rights reserved Guessed, pressed, dried, oiled, billeted, ruffled, holed, every nook and cranny filleted.

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Barknbite
2012-04-24T21:35:27

The Four Elements

Copyright Ⓒ 2012 Christopher Patrick Kirk all rights reserved Laughter crept in as the Nguni were settled and accounted for. They had water and maize.

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2012-04-24T02:17:29

Living On The Bakerloo Line

Copyright Ⓒ 2012 Christopher Patrick Kirk all rights reserved Descend to the depths if you will, down aged escalators and along cold tiled corridors.

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