My partner is jealous
Sad but true
It's an app that makes
Him feel blue
Every time he hears
My iPhone meow
He looks over
And gives me a scowl
Sneaking around
Like an illicit affair
phones on silent
So it doesn't make a sound
I tell him it's really not fair
It's my poems
Not my body
I want to share
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Love reading unique poems and verses shall maybe give it a go myself when I feel brave enough
Miss me. Kiss me; Send it Down the line, Telephone Romance, Dropping credit, Running time, A quick hello, Goodbye At the beep, Disconnected, But still Not separated.
I've never been a writer So I shall never understand You give your feelings to a stranger Seem to ignore my loving hand I've never made a poem I'm incapable of rhyme But you give yours to...
*Based off the saying,"All is fair in love and war.". In sickness. And in health. Through the poor. And the wealth. In pain. And in sorrow. Through the today's. And the tomorrow's. In past.
When your words are never good enough. That's when my love is real. When you feel as though things could get tough. Don't question my love. When you're on breaking ground. That's when my love is real.
'Next time you speak to you-know-who I've got a message for him Tell him that I have lost a stone Since the last time I saw him.
Ok, here's the adverts Now's the time for chatter Get on the phone, or have a moan Anything, it doesn't matter Ok, you've got three minutes That should be plenty time For you to say how was your day.
Came in Like a storm And made me fall. Head over heels. Called a name Like that of a doll, And can never seem To not know it all. You aren't good For me, Not bad either. What else but a hex.
200 years have been Since you've talked Yeah, that's how it feels That's how it feels I know we've not been around But there's a phone in every corner here Yeah, you don't miss me Fine. Alright.
@leelee101 haha but have you ever had to pretend to need the toilet just so you can go on Opuss then say your constipated so you can go back to the toilet for another 10 minutes lol π x
My hubby and me had real arguments about Opuss ....I told him to grow up...he's fine now...I think he knew this was one argument he was never going to win..lol...ππππ
@misslittleDHP good for you maybe I should say the same to my other half, all this sneaking around to go on here is ridiculous lol thanks for the RP my lovely π x
@suzzeeq lol...I told my hubby that way before him I was writing, I just didn't show it to many...I said this is what I do...it's an affair with writing, it's who I am...then I said I'm home not out til all hours...what's the problem??...I think he was jealous of time...so now I try to spend more time with him...keeps his green eyed monster at bay...ha ha ha!!
@suzzeeq @misslittleDHP My hubby was a little miffed at first, but then he was the one who stumbled across it and downloaded it for me, so he couldn't really complain!! I agree with Kim, just show him plenty of affection and I'm sure he'll realise it's nothing to worry about ππ Plus, sneaking around may only serve to make it worse!!! π³π
@MrsS @leelee101 yes he seems to think this is like a chat room or something I have told him to go on here and see for himself that it is all quite innocent lol π x
@suzzeeq So what about that date we arranged for next week then, you got the hotel booked and the excuses made??!! πππππππ (I'm not really Caroline, my name is Bob and I'm a swinger!!! Ask @leelee101 he knows me from workππππππ) ππ Hope he sees the light soon and it all calms down for you!!
@MrsS haha I better tell him not to come on here after all π πππ thought it was going to be a threesome with@leelee101 as well π x
@suzzeeq @leelee101 This is starting to have strange links to Lee's latest Norman post!! ππππππ
@leelee101 @suzzeeq Look Lee, I told you to STAY IN THAT CUPBOARD!!!! I'll call you when I need help π ππππππ
@Weirdwolf π not good is it, although I did read out my poem to him last night and I think he could see how ridiculous it sounds to be jealous of an iPhone app lol x
@suzzeeq Hi, can you please get paul to send me a message on fb his mobile number my phone has been stolen...:'(
@iPuss only just seen your message hopefully you have got hold of Paul by now but I have passed on message now just in case xx
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