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A kitten that writes? ... Yeaaaah ... Like that would ever happen!

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iPuss
iPuss
2013-01-01T01:34:01

Banging The Fella

Rude and sexual... Some of you wanted 1st place. I was in bed in disgrace. With my legs in the air. Screaming fucking hell yeah. Then he pulled out and cummed on my face. Happy new year!!. ; ).

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-11-02T15:30:50

German Shepherd

I slowly get out of the bath and start to dry off my wet soaking hair. It's late at night and darkness and danger lingers in the cold night's air.

40 3 177 words
iPuss
iPuss
2012-09-06T18:26:41

Charlie Update ... Important!

Please take the time to read. While some of you know about my cousin Charlie, Others are in aware...

60 9 296 words
iPuss
iPuss
2012-09-01T16:48:57

Forgotten Poet

It seems that I have lost my voice. Let myself go, it was not my choice. It seems that spark I once has died. Thought about writing, I actually tried. It seems like I have gone & disappeared.

66 9 276 words
iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-24T21:46:27

Wow

Today I read: The tongue has no bones in it, but it is still strong enough to break the heart. Be careful of the words you choose and say..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-22T22:30:41

Rage

I've now officially broken down into tears because this morning my iPhone4 was stolen. So I resulted to logging on my brand new iPad 3 and half way through using it, it decided to break.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-22T11:40:55

Attention

My iPhone has been stolen I cant contact ANYONE other than on Opuss. Paul you have my landline if not message me else where in my comments and i'll send it to you.... I'm FUCKED OFF..

12 14 36 words
iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-21T06:50:34

Dangerous Dogs Act

Your Pit Bull today... My German Shepherd tomorrow. What determines a dangerous dog. Is it the way it looks or how it acts. Some dogs are judged for their size and power but look at the facts.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-20T19:16:48

Each Day

Each day I go to work and put up with my evil boss... Is a step closer to you..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-20T01:17:08

Near To You...

A quick one before bed for @Stablish, Sweet dreams. Near to you... I am close to being yours. Near to you... I can overlook all of my flaws. Near to you... I can finally start to breath. Near to...

60 6 180 words
iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-19T01:53:39

Fact

Can't sleep because you didn't say good night to me </3 @Stablish Miss you hun. xXx.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-19T01:06:23

Life Karma :)

There once was a hobo named "Dirty Jim" He was old and smelly and lived in a bin. Walking one day guess what he found. A fiver laying all crinkled up on the ground.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-18T22:40:13

Post 500

I'm still here I guess... Hanging round uncertain in this place. I'm tired of hiding myself as if I am in some kind of disgrace. Recently I can't make a move or post anything without fear.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-17T18:14:43

Opuss Romance

Hello my friends, it's been a long while since I could begin to write. I guess you could all figuer seeing as I've been out of plain sight.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-17T17:45:54

Red Neck Love

Susie Lee done fell in love, She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy bout' it all, She told her pappy so. Pappy told her, Susie gal, You'll have to find another.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-15T10:27:03

My Thank You's

Gotta admit today i'm not feeling my best infact i'm feeling pretty down. I'll try to smile as best I can but inside I know i'm wearing a frown.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-11T01:16:20

I've Been Told

I've been told that a guys tears are always more genuine than a girls... But also been told a girls laughter is far more genuine than a guys... What do you think?.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-11T00:16:39

One More Sleep

One more sleep then its a nerve wrecking 11 hour journey to meet the one and only @Stablish <3... I'm so excited snd nervous, I should get some sleep because I have to get up at 7:30am D:.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-10T17:34:12

Life

Lessons in life:. • Be nice and polite to your enemies :]. • Be mean and honest to your friends ;]. • Don't fear of being brave infront of your enemies :].

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-10T14:01:10

Opuss

Where ever you go... What ever you do... I will be right here... Waiting for you... Opuss..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-10T00:32:09

Life

Making a big change sure is scary.... You know what's worse. Regret..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-09T22:47:32

Saturday

Well even though I feel like crap... I feel i've been beaten to death by life recently, I have one very very special guy i'm going to meet on saturday...

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-09T21:21:43

Those Of You...

To those of you who supported me when I found out about my cousin Charlie who drowned... My little cousin has been pronounced brain dead.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-09T21:07:30

Untitled

Hello my friends.... You are missed. Is this kitten still wanted. Is she still loved and welcome?.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-07T17:09:19

Opuss Is...

Opuss is my best friend, a little space for me to go and hide. You can bet when I hear that meow I start to smile wide. Some kind of magic is sparked inside the wonderous app.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-07T06:57:41

Bone Idle

When you had every chance to go to bed early last night and now you are knackered because you couldn't be bothered to get off the sofa from watching crap on tv....

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-06T17:52:53

He ro

He came with love my knight, He put up a damn good fight. He went on missions so grave, He stood up for me so brave. He listened when I was so low, He prepared to take the blow.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-06T08:08:23

Blurgh?!

Monday morning... Urgh!. Why do you feel so damn yuck. You make me go blurgh!!!.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-05T22:46:16

Guess Who's Back?

Missed by many, Not welcome by all. Had a weak moment, Had a hard fall. Back again now, To rock the stage. Had a silly row, It's over and done. Always around, Never to far.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-04T10:43:22

Untitled

So much to do and so much to say... Will tomorow be to late. I never wanted things to end in this way. One mistake after another leads to hate. Feeling moments slipping right past.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-02T17:45:33

The Kitten Tale

Has the time come my friends to see the back of this little cat. To stop hearing magical and wonderful tales of this and that. A story of a little kitten who left pretty big pawprints on your heart.

60 13 269 words
iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-02T11:58:53

Riddle Me That

I surround you for about half the day, then the other I am banished. I overwhelm you and scare you but shine a light and I've vanished.

28 15 133 words
iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-02T09:32:11

Batman Troubles

I've been watching Batman and now I keep singing: "I'm Mr White Christmas, I'm Mr Snow...".

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-02T09:17:57

Riddle Me That

Sometimes I make a lot of sence and sometimes I really don't. Alot of you will try to work me out, some will but most of you wont. I am hard to understand at first my myteries are unclear at the...

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-01T21:51:38

Not The Sexy Kitten

There isn't much about me that stands out before ya. I'm the female invisible and shy always hiding in the corner. I'm not big and bold like this personsa that I put on everyday.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-01T21:33:04

These Words

Nothing so simple Or So complicated As I love you.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-01T19:48:27

Rush

Tracing fingers across your exterior. Pop you open your inner juice is by far the most superior. When I'm exhausted and need a a boost your taste is lush. Red bull you give me such a rush. #Rush.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-01T17:30:40

Opuss

O utstanding P eople U sing S ucessful S oftware.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-01T15:51:38

Fight With Honor

The stamina it takes to have self disapline out powers any force. Will power moving strong like a river making its own course. With a hard stare and fast beating heart in my bare chest.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-08-01T12:18:20

Balance

A man with many words but with few deeds will not move forward. A man with many deeds but only having few words will not be heard. ~ iPuss quote..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-31T23:49:23

:(

Omg I CANNOT sleep now, I JUST saw the BIGGEST spider scurry under my bed... Fuck Fuck Fuck... Help PLEASE!!!!!!.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-31T23:41:13

The Bat

Darkness calls the bat The bat uses sonar waves To find his dinner. #Bat.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-31T23:36:54

Kitten Haiku

Kitten hates haiku's She finds them very boring Kitten shall sleep now..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-31T23:12:09

Batman

Who's afraid of the big bad bat. ~Batman movie~ #bat.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-31T22:04:57

My Puppy & Sister

My sister is wearing a fluffy jumper. My malamute is trying to hump her. She didn't look to pleased. That the jumper had teased. Do you think her boyfriend will dump her. (True story swear.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-31T21:58:51

Charlie Update!

My uncle is now in spain and everytime my uncle called Charlie's name he opened his eyes a little!. The Dr's have reduced the sedation to 1 mg from five and are lowering it more again.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-31T21:30:42

♣♦ Magic ♠♥

Does any one else LOVE Dynamo. I'm always stunted by his magic... I seriously think he is an alien?.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-31T20:52:34

iPuss Is Bored

-Pounces around with dirty paws, leaving kitten paw prints all over everyone's iDevices.-.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-31T20:25:26

Writers Block.

-Sighs softly.- I have next to no energy to write anything... I'm alittle stuck today... Any ideas my family..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-31T09:16:37

Cat Stare

I hate it when my cat stares at nothing then follows it with her eyes round the room slowly... It's creepy... What can she see that I can't?.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-30T22:45:57

Kinda Gross

A body farm is a research facility for the study of decomposing bodies in different settings, I'm guessing for crime research.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-30T22:00:46

Soft Purr Lullaby

Laying here and closing my eyes. My cat jumps up to my supprise. Bare skin traced by her soft fur. Lullaby tones in a soothing purr. Nuzzle against me, show me care. Loving moments like this, so rare.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-30T21:34:32

Thank You

Just a very loving and appreciated Thank You for everyone whos left supportive and loving thoughts. You are all amazing people you've been so supportive and ALL you're comments have been amazing.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-30T19:10:26

Update

Little charlie is breathing on his own now, he has been put on cardio treatment for the swelling... The Dr's say maybe with this treatment he could possibly wake.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-30T17:41:35

Spreading The Opuss

I keep stopping people on the street. I tell them of a kitten they can meet. The Kitties name is Opuss. It has alot of purpose. It kicks the living shit out of what you use to tweet..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-30T17:03:14

Just...

Just got on the bus and sat down next to two very olderly ladies reading 50 shades of grey. They are giggling and tee heeing... I'm not sure whether to be amused or uncomfy?.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-30T10:56:05

Crosswords!

. H R P E A C E A N D Q U I E T . V M O . I O T .

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-30T08:22:41

:(

Not a single bit of sleep, getting ready for work... No news... :(.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-30T01:09:23

Make A Wish

It's ok baby boy, no matter what, you are safe now. Don't be scared baby boy, you'll be ok, I know how. You are loved so much baby boy, Can you not tell.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-29T21:59:25

Prayer

I've just had some tragic heart stopping news, I'm on bits right now, curled up in my room crying. I've never... Ever felt such agony and anger...

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-29T21:16:19

Banana Cat

One Banana ) Two Banana ) ) Three Banana ) ) ) Four... ) ) ) ) This little kitty can't be bothered to count any more!.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-29T19:18:50

Urgh!

Food ... Coma... /\.../\ ...Not... ( x , x )" Good!.....( (,, ,, ) ).

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-29T16:43:40

Writing

W ords with a R eal passion and I ntellect, used T o spark and I gnite a love for N ew ideas that G ather and collect..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-29T13:13:14

Life Of An Alcoholic

Sun rises as I stagger drunk up the road unco-ordinatedly. Resting in a bus stop, looking at a bottle in my hand that's empty. I keep looking for something I cant find, only the end of the drink.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-29T11:46:54

Diary Of A Super Heroine

Diary of a Super Hero. Dear diary, Ahh... What a day. I've been out fighting fire with fire!... And no fighting the forces of evil is not what I meant.

40 16 380 words
iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-28T23:21:23

Field Of Gold

Moments of sun kissing my body as the tender breeze tickles over my skin. I walk by your side hand in hand as I feel your warmth, walking through a field of gold.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-28T21:09:02

Ahh..

Just got in from work, any one care to tell me whats up. ^. ^ Feels like i've been gone forever!.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-28T11:09:47

Opuss Challenge 1

Sasha: The Protector of Man/ Mankind. Quote: You have enemies. Good it means you stood up for somthing worth it in your life. Poem: I have always been a wing to hide under and a hand to hold.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-28T10:56:55

My Quote: Convinient

"No I don't remember what you said. Because it involves me being wrong...".

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-28T10:34:23

Thank You!

Can't believe what you all have done. I'm at first place, i'm number one. The hard work doesn't end here. It was all work and no play I fear. So now it's time to just have some fun.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-28T09:20:08

Lmfao

"Im funny and I know it!" Giggle, Giggle, Giggle, Yeah. ~iPuss Orriginal- 28/7/12~.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-28T09:02:09

Over Night

-Falls out of bed shocked.- Thank you so much to every one who has supported me..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-27T21:21:59

Sacred

There is a bone in the body called a Sacrum, It's known as the "Sacred Holy" bone because it has holes in it!.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-27T21:11:42

Awesome!

I can name over 100 bones in the human in under 10 seconds: •Phalanges •Ribs •Spinal Vertabrae (That totals on average human beings at about 113.).

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-27T16:48

Russian Lady

There's a sexy lady who is Russian. Men whistled, she tried to hush' em. She pulled down their smalls. She stomped on their balls. She damn near tried to crush 'em!.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-27T14:36:05

Don't Know Why?

Im sat here eating lunch and a poem rudely popped into my head... No idea why but here you go:- While I'm sat here waiting. I'm contemplating. About masturbating..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-27T11:45:07

Love Is Evol

#Love ❥❥❥❥❥❥❥❥❥❥ ❥Love | | ɘvo⅃ ❥ ❥ is ❥ ❥❥❥❥❥❥❥❥❥❥ Love in a mirror spells Evol..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-27T10:36:33

Bit Of A Lark

Reverting back to my childish days with @MelchiorJ13, Stupid games with Llama's, Camels and Alpacca's... A bit of a giggle for no reason.

20 5 51 words
iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-27T10:01:27

Aware

Have you ever noticed the words "I'm okay." Really never convince. Do you think it's the truth or just a neat little coincidence. When I say I'm ok I don't often mean it, Some know otherwise.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-27T08:22:39

Did You Know..?

... A kangeroo has bald wrists, it licks the bare skin to cool itself!...

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-26T17:23:26

Camels & Llamas

A Camel once met a Llama. They both wanted to meet Obama. The Crew didnt know what to say. When they flew to the USA. Shocked faces as they walked through the scanner..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-26T15:44:04

Olympic's

#Red A blaze of glory Red, White & Blue. Let our colours inspire you. Stand tall and fly our flag. Take home the gold in your bag..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-26T15:34:44

Joke Red Poem

Milky Way Advert:- #Red The red car & blue car had a race. But all red could do was stuff his face. He eats everthing he see's from birds to prickly tree's. Good ol' blue he took the milky way!.

28 5 39 words
iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-26T15:05:34

Untitled

2 hours later I finally get some chow. Opuss is quiet today, famous black eyed peas song... Where is the love. xXx.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-26T12:57:37

Hungry Kitten

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ☆ Will Rhyme for☆ /\.../\" ☆ Food. ☆ >( •ω • )< ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ( (,,_ ,,) ) Oh dear ... iPuss is sat on a fence holding up a sign with her cute kitten stare.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-26T12:08:18

Capricorn Troubles

Being a damned capricorn sucks: I am highly strung and up tight, I hate any kind of change in a routine I am fammiliar with. It makes me feel insecure, anxious and nervy.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-26T10:10:56

Attention..

Hi everyone. Attention please. For those of you that have missed it, There is a Opuss Tale now up and running. So far 7 incredible posts have been written. Check it out!.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-26T10:04:27

Share Life

You've always been by my side and given a helping hand. I wish I could bottle you up and sell you, you'd be high in demand. You're such a shining star when you banish away all my fear.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-26T09:26:03

Kitty Dreams

Ok here we go today is the day you need to wish me luck. I'm doing some lines on the lottery, what numbers will I pluck. I'm hoping that friday my luck and life will change for the best.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-25T20:03:01

I Miss You

You don't look at me the same any more, It's has been a lot different than before. Once we were close and you would talk to me everyday, now it just seems like you can't wait to get away.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-25T16:55

Merry 25th Of July

Hey guys, quirky fun how about we do a few 25th of July poems related to X-Mas . :P If you're up for it: Tag me & tag #25thOfJuly.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-25T13:06:02

Untitled

I dont know what to write today :( x.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-24T23:55:39

Sorry

Hey sorry for being so quiet today, have felt so ill. Soon as I got home I fee.....zzZ... (Night Everyone) xXx.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-24T15:25:54

But... Muuum D:

Can you go tidy your toys in your room for me please. But mum... Why. So I can actually walk and hoover in your room with ease. Will you eat the whole of your dinner, there's a good girl. But mum...

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-24T13:34:15

Amazing...

Ok guys, I find this guy Amazing, he plays I think a base Guitar, but he makes club trance music. Search on YouTube for him and tell me what you think?: Ewan Dobson Time Two.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-24T10:32:50

3 Stupid Stages In Our Life

Teen age: Have Time + Energy... No money. Working age: Have Energy + Money... No time. Old age: Have Time + Money... No energy..

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-23T23:28:22

Tickity Tock

#Household Tickity Tock Goes my clock. ~~~~~~~~ I do I do 12 Believe it's time 11 1 For bed.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-23T23:02:36

You Are All Mean!

Not one of you gave me a medal for being the bestest kitty cat in the world. -Pouts!- Lol Just kidding, Love you guys!.

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-23T17:39:12

iPuss Love Medal!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ▧▧▧▣▣▣▨▨▨ . . ▧▧▧▣▣▣▨▨▨ . . ▧▧▧▣▣▣▨▨▨ . . ▧▧▣▣▣▨▨ . . ▧▣▣▣▨ . . ▧▣▨ . . ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ . . ☆ Amazing. ☆ . . ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ . ....

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iPuss
iPuss
2012-07-23T15:41:05

40 Years Naughty

@MissLittleDHP Ah... Kim you may well be forty. But you're still so sexy and naughty. Winking at us in DHP Style. You deserve to be happy & smile.

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