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Household Challenge 7th August 2012

FORGOT TO MENTION:. Entries for 'Drawer' to be tagged #household in the original post and tag me (@MrsS) in the comments. ** BY 9PM GMT. TONIGHT PLEASE ** :).

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@Bunts

What A Nob!!

Hope I've done it right.... #household I'll tell you the story of Bob Who went for an important job On a cushion he sat One sneeze and he shat Bad timing you Unemployed nob!.

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@Burrfoot

It's Not The Nail

There was a young man that I know Whose winkie refused to grow His girl said that to her Size didn't matter Thinking that would help cushion the blow #household.

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@ckahn

Shushing Cushion

#household I knew a Lass who was an Oppussian. who married a right nasty Russian. He screamed and squawked rather than talk Till she gave him her cushion for shushin'..

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@ckahn

Seedy Cushion

#household I have a couch cushion that's needy Well, perhaps it's more that it's greedy The money I make This cushion will take This strikes me as terribly seedy..

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@ckahn

Twice Blessed

#household There once was a man with a wife With cushions so soft and nice He'd often lay there With nary a care Counting his blessings twice..

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@leelee101

aglow

#household There is a way, you know Of cushioning the blow A LeeLee hug Will keep you snug And leave you all aglow....

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@VikingHorn

Hot Tamale

I love my hot tamale With a generous dose of spice; A saucy treat with lots of heat And best when warmed up twice.

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