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There was a young man that I know Whose winkie refused to grow His girl said that to her Size didn't matter Thinking that would help cushion the blow #household.
#household I knew a Lass who was an Oppussian. who married a right nasty Russian. He screamed and squawked rather than talk Till she gave him her cushion for shushin'..
#household I have a couch cushion that's needy Well, perhaps it's more that it's greedy The money I make This cushion will take This strikes me as terribly seedy..
#household There once was a man with a wife With cushions so soft and nice He'd often lay there With nary a care Counting his blessings twice..
#household There is a way, you know Of cushioning the blow A LeeLee hug Will keep you snug And leave you all aglow....
#household There once was a man named Lucian Who was in quite a state of confusion; Is a bean bag a seat Or just a sack of deceit. In the end he just settled on a cushion..
#household A cushion for my knees Feel my mouth tease Shoot your load I'll help you explode And give your balls a squeeze..
Hope I've done it right.... #household I'll tell you the story of Bob Who went for an important job On a cushion he sat One sneeze and he shat Bad timing you Unemployed nob!.
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