Phurniture Philosophy

@shazydee

The Dream

#household I had this vision, Of you upon my cushion. You wanted to make whoopee, All I wanted was a coffee. You started to plead and beg, Said your little man was as stiff as a peg.

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@shazydee

The Dream

#household Last night I had a vision, Of you upon my cushion You wanted to make whoopee, All I wanted was a cup of coffee, But you were so full of dirty passion.

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@Platypus

Fish Hair

The Mullet, it's not very stylish, A hairy slug that's fiendish, It's really ugly, Not appealing to me, So why name a hairstyle after a fish. #household.

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@merlin1038

Mullets On Mars

#household A little green man from mars Didn't like his bald head which bore scars He took off from his moon Booked in with Vidal Sassoon Now mullets are fashion in alien bars..

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@Blueskiesarecoming

Evolution

We started out with a brain so small. And we worked our way to a body so tall. But you could not se that, we could only crawl. So one of the people said: "Let's work it all!".

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@lonelynutmeg98

Generations Of The Fireplace

You sat in front of that fireplace as a child, Young and innocent, On your Grandpa's lap.

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@Timmsyy

Fire's Life

Trees into lumber to timber to kindling, Flames flicker probing the wood that is dwindling, Firewood to fireplace to flint that just catches, Embers of amber to cinders to ashes. #household.

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@sjw

Release.

#household A cushion for my knees Feel my mouth tease Shoot your load I'll help you explode And give your balls a squeeze..

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