You wanted to make whoopee,
All I wanted was a cup of coffee,
But you were so full of dirty passion.
You started to plead and beg,
Said you were as stiff as a peg,
I said use your right hand friend,
You said, please don't offend,
Look I said, get off my leg.
I said leave me, I have a headache,
I don't care, you said, I have a BIG snake,
A big snake, I said, well fancy that,
It used to be the size of a gnat,
And as thin as my garden rake.
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#household A little green man from mars Didn't like his bald head which bore scars He took off from his moon Booked in with Vidal Sassoon Now mullets are fashion in alien bars..
The Mullet, it's not very stylish, A hairy slug that's fiendish, It's really ugly, Not appealing to me, So why name a hairstyle after a fish. #household.
You sat in front of that fireplace as a child, Young and innocent, On your Grandpa's lap.
Trees into lumber to timber to kindling, Flames flicker probing the wood that is dwindling, Firewood to fireplace to flint that just catches, Embers of amber to cinders to ashes. #household.
We started out with a brain so small. And we worked our way to a body so tall. But you could not se that, we could only crawl. So one of the people said: "Let's work it all!".
#household. These places have eyes. They also have ears. They simply absorb. All of our fears. They do not shout back. Or break you apart. They've been there beside you. Right from the start.
#household. I put up brick walls. To prevent my falls. I put up these imaginary barriers. To protect me from poisonous carriers. I put up the wall. When I answer your call. I have 3 walls.
#household Walls of shame Walls of blame Walls by any other name Walls of doubt Keep truth out This brothers got a wall to tell you about Walls of lies Walls of sighs These walls are where trust...
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