The Dream

I had this vision,
Of you upon my cushion.
You wanted to make whoopee,
All I wanted was a coffee.
You started to plead and beg,
Said your little man was as stiff as a peg.
I said, why don't you use you right hand friend,
You said, please don't offend.
Look I said, I have a headache,
You said, I don't care, I have a BIG snake.
A big snake well fancy that,
It used to be the size of a gnat.