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πππ ROWR!!! Red hot mama! Yes, I think you've got the hang of it hunny! I've heard of bribing the judge, but really sienna... ππππβ€π
@smellyfingers aye carumba! Didn't she just! π I may have to close the competition early mate.. πππππ»
@Weirdwolf not half mate! Anyone call the fire brigade for sienna? π₯π₯π₯π¦π¦π¦ππππ
Pmsl!! @leelee101 @smellyfingers @Weirdwolf you guys are hilarious ππππ glad I got it right ππ¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦cold showers for you lot! @leelee101 as if I would try a bribe....πthanks for the likes and RPs guys ππππ»π»π»
Ooooo you little minx....that's it...I'm shutting up shop on my limericks....this hottie of one has just slam dunked the challenge....love it!!πππ₯β¨π₯β¨π₯β¨
@misslittleDHP ππππthank you! I didn't know what a limerick was until lee explained it to me lmao π
@sjw well you def got the hold of it...oops sorry I mean the hang of it.....ππππππ
@sjw haha! You're fooling no-one missy, you handled it expertly...oh dear here we go again... ππππ
Wow, I came late with this one - Er, sorry, came in late on this one, Er.... Oh, I give up! βΊβΊβΊππ
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