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Asking lots of questions and thinking through the ones that are unanswered!! Kik: smellyfingers soundcloud: www.soundcloud.com/smellyfingers

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2013-03-15T15:44:03

Kiddie Rhymes

Arth The Garth. Who liked to laugh. Thought it was funny when sat in the bath. Said the bubbles got big when he done a fart. He liked to sniff, that Arth The Garth. Ray The Skate. Who liked to taste.

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2013-03-15T12:33:17

Honest Mistakes?

If you dance with the devil then you're gonna get burned If you don't understand the moves how will you ever learn.

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2013-03-10T10:40:36

World Is A Tea Cup

#sundayrepost Morning!. Mourned your dreams, Dreaming in sins. Sincerely win, Winters icy dawn. Adorn your outfit, Outfox Queen or King. Kingdoms slaves, Slaved in minds. Minding you lose.

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2013-03-07T14:44:52

RELIGION

#acrostic [R] ace vs race in round-a-bout wars [E] veryones a cynic when prayers are ignored [L] ose to win in confessions all flawed [I] s my god worth fighting for and is yours worth dying for.

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2013-03-07T12:17:58

Space & Time

Some people may see me as a threat. Which is their ultimate downfall. 'Cos if you're gonna judge without thinking and laugh without meaning.

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2013-03-07T09:57:41

Man-Flu Blues

I has the man-flu blues. I'm a snot producing machine I have strategically placed sneezing targets in my van If the body is 90% water I should be in drought But oh no, I got Niagara Falls gushing out.

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2013-03-06T16:05:18

Entertaining the Troops

#4lines4fun Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty played with his balls All of the kings forces including the wrens Wanted to see Humpty come again and again.

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2013-03-06T15:44:13

Creep!

#4lines4fun Out from the shadows I crept up to you Finally you hesitantly turned around And I screamed out BOOOOO Then stood in the mess you left on the ground.

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2013-03-06T15:25:47

IT

#4lines4fun You see I was just tagged But I think that you're it You think you're not bad Yet you smell like shit Lmfao :-/.

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2013-03-06T14:37:20

Future Town

Are you waiting for something new to happen.

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2013-03-04T20:14:11

iRemote

*can't remember if I posted this piece or not, search on opuss shows nothing, apologies if I did post it lol.

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2013-03-04T16:15:34

Great Britain?

#acrostic [G] reat political power trades [R] eligious foundations [E] mpire of slaves [A] nother war expectation [T] reason [B] rainwashed by order of King or Queen [R] ule Britania echos thin [I]...

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2013-03-04T13:56:48

Cardboard Homes

Warning. Long ass rant and the odd swear word!.

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2013-03-04T11:03:01

London

#acrostic [L] ocalised [O] ptimist or pessimist. [N] orth, south, east or west. [D] ivide [O] r is the city the best. [N] ew bankers decide.

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2013-03-03T11:40:18

Wild West Willy

#sundayrepost #opussweeklychallenge Another old one written on 14th May 2012 lol He wandered into town Where peasants were all around.

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2013-03-03T10:42:35

A Show You Know

#sundayrepost I wrote/posted this on 12th April 2012 ;-) And so here we are...... Rise up into the sky Come now, you can try.

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2013-03-01T14:54:06

Life Lesson

Sectioned Nothing ever matters anymore Nothing seems like how it was before Ignored Sometimes I ask myself why Them and us or you and I Divide Do we have to always do what we're told.

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2013-02-28T14:08:29

Sail Away With Me?

With softly spoken words We danced the laughs away In the palm of her hand She threw caution to the sand And I watched as her hour glass flicked at the grains We swayed on the beaches tides Until...

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2013-02-19T16:43:11

Up There Beyond

Up there beyond the matter Of clouds, Of atmosphere, And of the rain. They hear the sounds are all the same. Up there beyond the matter Of light, Of dust, And of the blame.

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2013-02-19T15:17:57

Old Time Lover

Mind silent Silent mind Ode to a lover Lost in time We parted in neutral All ripe and fruitful Splitting up and out from our dreams It's how we all grow or so it seems Silence often calls to me To...

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2013-02-19T13:24:55

Papilio Pulcher

A caterpillar left its home and returned as a butterfly It had a déjà vu moment for a little while Surveying its ancient family's tree Then, it flew away to be wild and free It was lured by an...

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2013-02-19T10:50:15

Game Over

Oh. You confused me with a yes man, mr nice guy........You'll see!. You just expect to take that kind of money away from me. For me to be all smiles and be happy.

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2013-02-17T17:10:50

1 Hour Of Love

Would 1 hour of love Be more then enough To call you mine and for me to be called yours. To gather some possession and become materialistically flawed.

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2013-02-15T20:22:04

Private J E Dunn's Wife

Hey everyone. Just a little update for you. Today I met for the first time my mrs nan who is Private John Edward Dunn's widowed wife. What an incredible lady!.

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2013-02-14T16:44:18

Love Vacant

Love, where be thee on this day. Love why abandoned thee, I say Love in darkened smiles of hate Love twas neither good nor great Love left its scars and turned away Love!. LOVE. A new love.

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2013-02-14T14:04:15

Nature's Order In Chaos

#onyxheartcontest1 Moonlight beam, Sunlight sheen, Raindrops changed the mood.

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2013-02-14T11:29:44

Will You Be My Valentine?

I'm gonna start by buying you all the tacky stuff that you don't want Candles that you won't light Cushions I can't sit on Tea cups with hearts and a love slogan Red roses wrapped in shiny foil A big...

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2013-02-14T10:39:03

St. Valentine

Dear Haters, I am Saint Valentine - the patron saint of love I've been watching you from heaven, from way up above You seem to be without me and now I've had enough So, I've had a word with...

28 5 128 words
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2013-02-11T12:26:27

Private J. E. Dunn

#war Hey all, well what an interesting weekend it's been!. We found out that the mrs Grandad was in the army during WW2 and that he was a PoW for 5yrs.

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2013-01-25T16:16:28

Happy News!!

Hey you lovely Opussians, I'm gonna have a little waffle here about my writing progress. I say little but it's probably gonna be a long ass piece lol.

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2013-01-24T15:11:51

What A Life

Today I'm in your mind Tomorrow I'm in your heart Yesterday I was blind But now our future can start What are the variables of love. Attraction, lust, communication, trust.

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2013-01-24T12:33:47

Pay for views

Pay-per-view Gone through the roof Everybody tunes on to see the abuse Of a man and a woman that could be you Everybody sin Everybody cover up what they're doing Spying, cheating, lying to...

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2013-01-24T09:59:21

First Love

#love Why are we so far apart.

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2013-01-23T16:28:14

Thinking

All our lives we drag our waists Sining souls within a sardine space Seeking wisdom within a familiar face Seething gods behind a losers veil, misplaced Up there beyond the velvet night sky Way...

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2013-01-23T13:26:54

Angelic

I sat at night and listened to the mournful sounds Watching the people all rushing around Where do you need to be 5 minutes ago. Have I been there and are you someone I should know.

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2013-01-22T14:04:01

Hypocrites In Realities Dreams

There was a perversion in dreams As empty, hollow and shallow as it seems You just run right up to me But this isn't your reality The ghost crowd chatter in the distance They're seeking chaos and...

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2013-01-18T15:13:27

Baby Diary: Day 2

Got no sleep last night in this strange bed. Mum looked knackered while dad was snoring. Met the in-laws today....god help me!. Mum says I'm going home tomorrow, can't wait.

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2013-01-17T13:17:13

Today

Today I'm feeling groovy Today I'm feeling great From all this talk of bras on boobies Now tonight I cannot wait See Sarahgamal started it off In a tale of how she wears her tops With bras all...

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2013-01-16T21:02:18

Gone Fishing

Nighttime terror feeds the habits Newly weds make love like wild rabbits Heartbeat rhythm feels the static Carpet burns, friction, automatic Headlight beams of gloom in traffic Blinded by love from...

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2013-01-16T17:55:35

Baby Diary: Day 1

Well that was an eventful day!. Bit of a shock to the system but everything seems to be ok. Too many faces staring today, got a bit paranoid but nurses put an end to that and everyone had to leave.

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2013-01-16T16:41:35

Memories

I couldn't move: no sounds from cries Deep rooted fear froze me on the spot My life flashed right before my eyes I'd remembered everything I'd forgot How is it that our brains take in every tiny...

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2013-01-16T13:39:06

Cereal Killer Anointed

Anoint the stars, the moon and earth. Anoint the child at the birth. Give thanks for the treasures of pure gold. Give thanks for the road paved by the old. Anoint the mind, body and soul.

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2013-01-16T10:26:42

Pandora

The plane touched down. "Disperse, everyone scatter around, A newly anointed heir is coming to town!" Gossipers and tea bag ladies inject their venom.

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2013-01-14T18:36:26

Mini Us

I'm sure she'd said something new Something bright with shiny polished clues Something wrapped up in silky views Something like: "I love you too" I was incognito Surface temperament below...

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2013-01-14T10:02:15

Galaxy Vs Opuss

The only thing preventing me from getting the Samsung Galaxy S3 is Opuss!!.

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2013-01-14T00:32:18

Fight For The Dream

#nightdwellers I'll fight for the dream they made to believe Of those and them and you and me All loving life and living free A dream I'm sure we all have dreamed I'll remember it well long into...

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2013-01-13T14:02:05

Playboy

He was indifferent to all that jealousy would rule Said he was wise, yeah he was somebody's fool He played the cheat He played it sweet A conscience was all that was missing Never any emotions nor...

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2013-01-13T12:23:33

Me See

Warning Edit: Sexually suggestive content added.

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2013-01-11T21:13:09

Smugglers Bay

What of the sinners and sailors With no wind in their tails No wind left to blow them from north to down south No ports left open and no ships set sail No storms on high seas, no blowing wild...

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2013-01-11T18:08:09

Waiting For Tonight

I remember the first smile you gave back My heart exploded in that very moment My emotions were under attack The nights free flowing alcohol swayed my movements I found it hard to control myself but...

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2013-01-11T13:33:02

Kneel to Pray

He'd said he'd leave his ego on the back seat of his car. Said he'd travelled some distance. Said he'd travelled quite far. Everyone he'd passed - everyone just knew. 'Cos he was in a 20 going 32.

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2013-01-10T21:49:26

Over The Top

"There will be NO cowards in my regiment. We will fight to the death and fight as honourable gentlemen.

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2013-01-10T16:15:19

A Day Too Late

"FATHER!" "Yes son?" "I earn more than you now!" "What.

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2013-01-04T17:52:30

The Strangest Life

I try to bury all my demons But the graveyard is wide and vast I try to get on with the living But nothing is ever born too last Some call it karma, some call it fate While some call it destiny and...

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2012-12-31T15:01:03

New Year Maze

Happy New Year Opussians.

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2012-12-19T16:12:46

Happy Christmas

The shiny Christmas baubles swing upon the tree The lights are flickering an epileptic dance at me The gifts are wrapped, ribboned and bowed oh so perfectly White Christmas and Home Alone repeat on...

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2012-12-18T11:25:01

Happy Saviours Day

All the best selling religious books share a common theme If you read between the lines Think a lot and open up your mind It's quite impressive what you could find....

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2012-12-17T20:46:22

Lucky One

Can you balance me upon your knee. Then lay me down to set me free.

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2012-12-17T17:01:22

Who's "Zed"?

She found anger and disbelief He found love in his release Late night loving caused her grief He found out she wasn't pleased Yeah, she found comfort in a strangers arms While he found sanctuary in...

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2012-12-17T14:14:14

Serpentine

This be my 500th post - what a journey it's been for me, thanks Opussians.

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2012-12-16T00:15:55

Desert of Faith (Hallelujah)

#nightdwellers I'm a tornado spinning on life's dusty path, Churning up the debris of mirages that memories fade to last. The religious storms above me divide the pressures of histories heated love.

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2012-12-06T11:49:38

Freedoms Hill

"Lords, ladies and gentlemen, I give to you my blue blood. If you protect and marry my daughters with pure love. Award my future bloodline with titles and foreign lands full of golden stuff.

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2012-12-04T18:48:18

I've Lived Too

I've lived to breathe a thousand lies. Witnessed too many tsunamis in your eyes. Watched on helplessly as the world rushed us by. And time did heal in truth we cried.

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2012-12-04T10:17:18

From Here To There

#love #song From here to there and back again It's time I left and went my friend 'Cos I have some time and cash to spend On hearts that part and crack to mend If only you knew how I felt about...

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2012-11-23T10:56:38

No Exceptions

....Let's just call it an experiment, evolutionary by design, to push and test to the very limits all that is manmade, taught and ruled. I am not dissimilar to you nor you to I.

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2012-11-22T09:53:47

The Twelve Days of Chavmas

Fun xmas challenge: Pick a xmas song/hymn and turn it into a parody.

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2012-11-19T21:07:52

Just Smile

#rant *part fiction, part exaggeration.....maybe Lmfao :-) What's the matter with you.

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2012-11-19T11:42:12

For The Living

Warning. Don't read if you're grieving for a loved one!. What about the ancients been and gone.

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2012-11-15T17:55:29

Charmed

I found a moth upon your old yarn. Spun a new one but with charm. Placed it lovingly around your neck. A small token so you'd not forget. Years now been and gone to pass.

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2012-11-15T16:08:46

O' Love

My attempt at Shakespeare/olde world lingo lol ;-) O' love, why hath thy abandoned thee. Why doth thee feel so hopeless and empty.

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2012-11-14T18:40:29

Ambassador Of Lies

Warning!. This may cause offence by way of god, swearing and "racist" content. If you cannot handle truth and honesty, don't f'ing read it!.

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2012-11-14T14:28:46

Natures Cure

We tripped the fandango into the surrender of the light Flirting fireflies glowed all warm and bright The neon flowered petals' backbeat pulse And the gently lit grass tickled our naked...

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2012-11-13T15:16:22

Old Git (Bum Tit)

For @Weirdwolf ;-) Welcome back you old fart hehe Everybody wanted to know where the wolf had gone Speculation was rife in Opussia but most where wrong The truth be known and truth be told in this...

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2012-11-09T21:53:36

Humanoids

#projecthumanity #nightdwellers and any other tag that I can't remember #all Lmfao I do not fear to show what others pretend they don't have. You're human like me and we share some common facts.

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2012-11-09T18:04:44

Thanking You

It's easy to become complaisant in the face of familiarity. Some things are done and said in the name of popularity. It's the little things from special ones that separates them from humanity.

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2012-11-09T16:17:02

Smile

#love I watch you with a smile Not for long, just for a little while You see, it's called love How could it not be when I'm now filled with feelings and stuff.

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2012-11-08T10:10:27

Empire Of Dirt

Inspired by a song called "Hurt" by Johnny Cash & originally by Nine Inch Nails ;-) You can't take away my pain You can shift the weight of blame But I'll still take with me all the hurt And leave...

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2012-11-07T18:01:01

The Milkman

While you're pushing I'm pulling More than I can handle and you're just dreaming You must still be sleeping 'Cos if seeing is believing Then I'm in for a great night this evening Yeah I'm a stud and...

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2012-11-07T14:24:52

For Whom The Bell Tolls

Church bells still ring Choir boys don't sing They scream abuse Of trust misused A mentor is mental For he knows of a judge on rental Judge me not for I know of god Tis not a habit for my...

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2012-11-07T12:47:36

Seventh Sense

I crash landed and fell to Earth I was even doomed to fail at birth But something helped me, which was weird at first It kind of follows me around now like a vampire at thirst It's the not knowing or...

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2012-11-07T11:44:10

I Had A Dream....

#projecthumanity Why do I always chase heads for tales. When success comes with fake smiles anyhow. Must I always continue to follow the crowd.

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2012-11-05T14:05:14

Winterbourne View

Homeless man cries over The Big Issue He asks a blind man if he had to choose Would he exchange his sight for his mental abuse Blind man replies "I can hear the worlds problems, I don't want to see...

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2012-11-05T11:01:39

Take

#projecthumanity. Take, take, take what you want. What you need when you like. Take by force with a knife a gun or in a fist fight. Take whatever, whenever, however it's now or never.

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2012-10-25T17:16:40

This Is War

You'll always want that little bit more. Penny pinching from the secret knicker top draw. An eighth or a gram to settle an old score. Dealer lends you a syringe he found on a mutual friends floor.

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2012-10-25T11:35:17

Factual Fiction

For @HingAling24 We all live in our little bubbles of bliss Head in the clouds getting high and seeking new kicks Ignorance disguises more lies for our kids A truth in a reality that we all have...

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2012-10-24T16:28:05

Love Vacant

#love Love where might you be.

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2012-10-24T13:54

Led To Slaughter

It would seem like Cameron does have a back bone The European courts say our prisoners should be allowed to have a vote To make them feel part of society and give some hope Is it Aprils fools day and...

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2012-10-23T15:23:21

Unite

#rant What do we do, really what do we do. Read or watch the latest news Get angry and frustrated and need to air our own views.

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2012-10-23T12:13:53

Wrongun

#love Did you erase the memory of when you went wrong.

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2012-10-22T14:36:13

Ruby Shoes

#opussweeklychallenge "It was exactly a year ago today. I'm finding words hard and don't know what to say.

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2012-10-19T18:52:52

Going, Going, Gone

Why are you going. Say something. Stay, don't just leave I'm hurting. I'm begging you please Don't just throw it all away I'll need you more tomorrow than today Why can't you just stop and stay.

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2012-10-19T15:52:22

Fading Fatality

Warning!. Pretty dark piece highlighting those that self harm. My chest it's cut open and left exposed Do you not see that my heart has froze.

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2012-10-19T15:07:52

Sad Man

You said you'd love me one more time I had whiskey and you had cheap wine You said I was a sad man but I'll be just fine I exposed my soul to you and you was shocked to know that I am kind I guess I...

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2012-10-17T17:35:08

The Long Con

He sat down and lit a cigarette Took a sip of coffee and checked a lottery ticket Looks to me like he's got no balls Waitress lingers and hints for tips He explains he has to pay karma's debts He...

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2012-10-17T14:42:09

Imagine A Jealous Guy

We was yesterday's future kids With bright futures of a new promise We had the world cupped in our minds Holding hands but led by the blind We found new ways to get our kicks Demanding a supply...

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2012-10-17T13:34:39

Better The Devil I Know

I know you're near I can feel your fear Show me how you do appear Fear me not in shadows here I'm ready for the fire you bring I'm dead centre of the ring Will you not cross over and step in.

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2012-10-17T11:07:48

Cardboard Train

#rant What are we destined to become. It's our turn now but look what we've done. We've polluted the Earth and have nowhere left to run. We raced ahead to rely on technology that seemed like fun.

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2012-10-16T15:16:11

Tin Man

You opened up a whole can of worms. When the night turned too day and you returned. I opened up a bigger can of whoop ass. When I smelt the scent of another lass.

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2012-10-15T14:01:14

The Love Doctor

Warning.

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2012-10-15T12:14:01

Hey You

I gotta get outta this place Ive had enough of this rat race Your brown noses are two faced Chasing tails and weaving hate You've backed me up into a tight space Hey you, lend me your ears Let me...

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