Cause A Fuss

You see he is having an emotional breakdown
He began by laughing uncontrollably
Something which we just do not understand
He's now becoming a major liability

For reasons completely unknown to us
He's beginning to cause a fuss

Now look at him, he's fallen off his chair
It's all just so very impossible
We must agree he simply doesn't care
How dare he lose his mind: it's unbelievable

For reasons completely unknown to us
He's beginning to cause a fuss

You see your honour it's all very clear
He's no longer part of the system
We have rules and he doesn't care
How dare he be happy under our regime

It simply just won't do
Laughter has been going around
Love has been spread about too
Your honour send him down

For reasons completely unknown to us
He's beginning to cause a fuss

Listen here you little shit
We've wasted too much time
20 years in solitary confinement
Send down the prosecuting team

For reasons completely known to us
He's grinning from too much love
For reasons completely known to us
Yes he's loving it way too much