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Oooh yeah I love those boobies
They making my mind go loopy
And I don't think you're wearing a bra
Cos your nipples stick out too far

Oooh I wonder if you feel the same
As you watch my balls in the rain
Do they make you go insane
Wishing you could have a play?

Oooh I love your peachy arse
As you strut right on past
I turn with a smile and ask
"Is it just me or is it cold out after dusk?"

Oooh I love your cute smile
And finally get your number after a while
But then later on I begin to dial
Gutted it's the Chinese take away, how vile!

smellyfingers

@smellyfingers

Asking lots of questions and thinking through the ones that are unanswered!! Kik: smellyfingers soundcloud: www.soundcloud.com/smellyfingers

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Haha! πŸ˜‚ superb! πŸœπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ»

@leelee101 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜³πŸ˜œβ˜Ί

@smellyfingers mate does that make you 'fortune' cookie Hawkins? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

@leelee101 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ yeah but she don't want to rub my crystal balls πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@smellyfingers πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Lmao! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ how could she! πŸ’‹

@sjw Lmfao cheek of it Sienna, honestly some ladies!! Hehehe πŸ’‹

Ha ha ha ha...quality write...brilliant....who could resist those balls???πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@misslittleDHP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ careful babe they have a mind of their own πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜±πŸ˜²

@smellyfingers I have good motor skills...very adaptable😜😝😜😝

@leelee101 @smellyfingers πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Fortune Cookie Hawkins!!!!!!! Was it Ting Tong from Tooting?

@Weirdwolf I heard it was Wan King...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ comments in how cold it is will never get you farπŸ’—πŸ˜‰

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