Two Old Men

This is based on a joke I read, I've reworded it into a poem.

So there were two old men walking down the street,
On the way to Madame's boutique,
On their arrival Madame said
"I'm not wasting my girls on these blokes, put these blow ups in there instead"
The staff followed Madame's orders and once they were done,
Madame took payment and told the two old guys to have fun,
After about an hour or so,
They both had finished and left to go,
On their way home one said to the other,
"My lady was like a corpse as I laid there above her",
To which the other one replied,
"I thought mine was a witch, I bit her nipple, she farted and out of the window she flied!"