Progress Bars

This is for the geezers.

How many times have you been sweating away, gasping for air, and pumping away giving your lady some serious service, and NOT paused to check how close she is to achieving that pivotal point when it's time to let go and deliver your Marines into her Cargo Bay?

Quite often innit.

It can be quite a "touchy" subject, both "arriving" at the simultaneous point of reciprocal bliss.

Now I can announce that your prayers have been answered, as I have perfected the worlds first "Progress Bar" for ladies.

The device sticks on the little ladies forehead and, as it says on the tin, allows us geezers to know at a glance how close she is to that perfect blissful moment. Perfect in every way and essential for complete harmony in the bedroom and (ahem), other places.

Price: 3/6d pack of 3

Cheap.