His name was Cookie Hawkins
Opussia's porno star
He'd done everything
But he didn't go THAT far
He wore outrageous outfits
When he was on the job
Luminous green marigolds
Silver bells around his nob
Then one day, a loincloth
Came from the wardrobe crew
It was leathery and small
And it weren't exactly new
'It's not your usual outfit'
Cookie said, 'No shit,
It's hairy and it's prickly
@WeirdWolf's been wearing it!'
Cookie said, 'That's it
This porno's for the birds'
He's now called @smellyfingers
How's that for a play on words...
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