The scene was set for romance to start
Granted it was dirty with the area falling apart
She came in and met him face to face
Looking at them this could be a fast pace
He was shaking and excited and started to drool
She certainly made him feel a fool
He couldn't wait to begin the intense love fest
He wanted her badly but this was going to be a tough test
But she stared at him and snorted
Was this a way to be courted
He tried to mount she growled no way
It looked like this was not going to happen today
Bernard the French bulldog decided to change tact
He wanted his end away and that was a fact
So he lunged at the owner and started shagging her leg
Ah that's better I will bonk this one instead!!
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