Help help
I'm caught in a trance
There's action I feel
Down in my pants
A beautiful woman
Is staring at me
The penis below
Wants to be free
It's getting stiffer
It wants a good night
The beast can't get out
My jeans are to tight
I'm sorry my friend
It's the way it will be
The only time you'll get out
Is when I need to pee
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Genuine chatty man... Kik - madmorts
This is for the geezers.
WARNING : RUDE. Probably not for young'uns... The clue is in the title...
Oooh yeah I love those boobies They making my mind go loopy And I don't think you're wearing a bra Cos your nipples stick out too far Oooh I wonder if you feel the same As you watch my balls in the...
Warning. Adult content.
Ok, people, better limber up Before you try this one out. Many have had injuries From doing this and mucking about.
I've got one bollock that's bigger than the other It's never really caused me any bother. They are my twins and I like them equally They flop about when I go for a pee.
The scene was set for romance to start. Granted it was dirty with the area falling apart. She came in and met him face to face. Looking at them this could be a fast pace.
This is based on a joke I read, I've reworded it into a poem.
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